Curtis Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 just thinking how pissed ,for lack of a better word, would you be if this were to happen to u lol. some good payback likes yeah i reckon the little twat would keep his mouth closed after that lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 man i love how we all have brilliant imaginations Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Curtis Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 man i love how we all have brilliant imaginationsyeah its great lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Would some lube on the brake calipers go down well? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starlet__SR Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 And thats your ultimate call for getting your balls bricked SR Good list there RossCOCK. You have way too much anger bottled up It's alright lol, just get his missus to give them a kiss better lmao.Damien Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MadMan Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 a love this thread keep them coming Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starlet__SR Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 After all that big list though, you'll be fucked when he just runs out and stabs you in the face. Aye your list will be funny then. :harhar:Atleast you'll still be able to say, "I KNOBBED YA MISSUS!!!!!" :harhar: Damien Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 And his reply would be "WELL DONE YOU NOW HAVE SYPHILIS" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bourkey Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Why are you called Glanza-Love??? . You clearly have a lot of hate there...(gets pad to jot down...dam right hand doesn't work....copy & paste into word jackpot )Bourkey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 im also a very loving guy!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jodielocks Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 im also a very loving guy!!!!!Lol! Fuc*ing Ledge!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
garbla900 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 you guys are nuts why so pissed off. just shag his missus up the farter no disesus up there. and why not just get a bb guna and put a nice wound on the middle of every pannel just one so it dents and leaves a hole then the windows out and then the tires that would be the worst i can think of the now, and totaly untraceable. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 Best one ive ever heard of.... was a guy.. tht actualy done it as a hooby.. didnt ever get caught.What he would do was... (i dont know this chap just someone i spoke to did)At night when this so called dude was goin out for a night on the piss he would always take a knife out and a small socket set with him not for to attack anyone or self defence.. nono...The chap took his stuff out so that when he left a club he would slash the front windscreens seal all the way round and pull out the windscreen without damaging it. he would then jump into the car... and steal the steering wheel out the car.. then place the window back in the position it used to sit.So next morning the owner of the car would come out... car looking perfectly fine the way they left it... to only get in the car and find that there was no steering wheel... they would be like WTF?????????????Now that my friends... that is what you call AWSOME! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 personaly i wouldnt know as i have all 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Love, stop sleep typing. Dreams and reality mate, they are NOT the same. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 shut your pie's hole gal its talking poopie again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 3) knock sh*t out the father while hitting him with a DDT in the dogs holly deed from earlier4. chemical metal down the door shuts, very funny watchin him tryin to get in his car.Those 2 had me LOL'ing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedFreak Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I love this topic! You guys are fooked up but very entertaining! I will never need to think for myself ever again! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bucketep91 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 there are some right sick people on this forum haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 god its the ubes! ... infact i think what i would do is just get gal to sit in the guys garden.... i mean wtf do you do with a guy standing in your garden who you dont know.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Curtis Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 there are some right sick people on this forum hahahope you don't mean me lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bucketep91 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 hope you don't mean me lolyour the worst lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
randomhero Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 lmao! just read this.. brilliant! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS THREADwhat about a shovel to the head lol problem solvedthats not a prank my friend thats last resort lmao but il remember never to piss you off How about fuck his missus? Now thats what you call ultimate payback. Damiensee i like this guys thinking hes my sort of person hahagot a prank war going on at the minutemy mate emptied a pint of milk over my car thinking it was funny.i went absolutely mental as milk stinks when dry and its very very hard to get off. so he woke up the next morning the find 90% of his car covered in very dry and set concoction of milk, eggs, flour and water all miked together and splattered on everypart of his bodywork1-0 to me i think Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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