Sparky Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 Seriously this is the funniest thing I have EVER read.Its pure genius the way it is wrote.... a quick quote: -I used to wank obsessively thinking of her. In their bathroom was the laundery basket and I swiped a pair of her knick-knicks. Droped em on my face and proceeded to 'fire the custard cannon' inhaling the mushroomy sent. Now be prepared to laugh your fucking ass off Clicky Quote
DavidAshton Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 Read this other day, super funny, infact it could be the funniest thing ive ever read, caused myself an astma attack trying to disguise my laugh as a cough at work. Do not read this at work if you cant be seen laughing really loud. Ha ha ha ha ha ha the fanny fart bit did it for me. Quote
Guest Enzo Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 thats was some funny shit i was in tears at the last paragraph Quote
Sparky Posted June 19, 2009 Author Posted June 19, 2009 I could really imagine it which is why it was so funny Quote
BoostJunkie Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 Saw this when you posted it on tgtt earlier, was gutting myself at it nice find sparky ;) Quote
SiCaln Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Very funny, but this is a Dane Cook jokeI remember this next bit, as it is one of my epic FAILS. I had to say something sexy, and wild, but didn't know what to say - all nervous I honestly said the following..... "Uh, yeaaaah..... my dick feels like corn" corn... CORN?? what the fuck was I thinking, corn? I panicked and said the first thing t come to mind and it was corn. Lucky for me - she didn't miss a beat and said "Yeah, let me put some butter on it" ....and thats how it started Quote
twiggo Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 oh my forking lord ive not laughed like that in ages. Quote
SpeedFreak Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 Thats funny as fuck! I did actually read it whilst I was ment to be working, and it was worth it!! lollllI wanna read these other ones from him....Sparky go find them!! Quote
Steve GT Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 still keep going back and reading this haha what a legend lol Quote
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