Hou Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 My job is so **** unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the **** stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big **** dog to work. Every **** day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single **** day.Anyway, I drive these f**ktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and s**t. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Enzo Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 haha quality!very colourfull descriptionthat actualy sounds not bad, atleast you have some eye candy to look at every day. imagine working in an office full of old wifeys and no guys. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RobSR Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 ^ looking at the last sentence I think it was a joke Geo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Its old hat Geo boy... everyone knows scooby doo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Hahaa i had to think twice then ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Enzo Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 doh! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nanglebadger Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 hahahaha nice one!Phil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevink Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 only hit me on the last sentence, but good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SR17 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 hahah thats a goood one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ToyotaTech15 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Haha class Got me aswellGary Quote Link to post Share on other sites
addz Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 haha, nice read!Sounds like a crack warehouse bar last sentence! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 hahahaha i was actually starting to feel sorry for you then until i read the last sentenceand lol @ Enzo got you proper didnt he haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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BAZ2CRAZY Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Hahahaha thats brilliantMitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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