Keri-WMS Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 lmfao!!!I could tell some stories but I think I will refrain And the beef curtains was a joke lol, much rather a nice little burger, usually ends up looking like a train wreck after a good sesh though Reminds me of this:A young man walks over to his father one day and asks if they could have a talk about sex. His father agrees and is eager to help his son with any questions he may have. "Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?" asked the son. "Well son," answered the all knowing father. "A vagina is the most beautiful thing in creation." "The soft folds of a vagina are softer even than the petals of a rose." "The delicate scent of a vagina is finer than the finest french perfumes." "The taste of a vagina, is sweeter than the purest nectar." "All in all son, it`s like I said ,a vagina is the most beautiful thing in creation." "Gee dad ,a vagina sounds just great, the way you describe it." A few moments of silence go by, then the boy asks another question. "Dad, What does a vagina look like after sex?" "Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating custard?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 LOL @ Keri And Micky, it wasnt exactly a hard date to remember and the other girl was a bit on the plump side and was on, but yea she would of had it anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott-EP Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 It would of been quite funny if your laptop charging point got wet, You could have killed your ex girlfriend!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Stumpy hairs make my balls itch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Stumpy hairs make my balls itch.You make my balls itch. <3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Liam_D Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 LOL!!!! At this thread Its got so out of hand its funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nickep91 Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 spikey ball hairs and tight boxers is a no no like worse than crabs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Hair removal cream needed. That or a can of petrol and a lighter.Luke, I ITCH your balls. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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