You Know Your Car Is Too Low When

[Nanglebadger]

when u smack your FMIC piping FIVE TIMES IN ONE FECKIN AFTERNOON, MAKING 7 TIMES THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!

took it into the multistorey of CastleCourt in Belfast today, the mid box ground on every level but thats no biggy, its dented anyway, but on the way back down the passenger side pipe ground on every level and it hit a speed bump too! comboned with friday nite at a petrol station and a speedbump in work yesterday i'm surprised i havnt torn a hole in it this week!!!!!!!

AND THATS WITHOUT THE 14S ON!!!!!!!!!! I'm fucked when they go on!

Phil.

[Steve GT]

haha unlucky phil

and yeah i know what thats like i had a hole smashed into my FMIC pipe due to my very low and harsh coilovers. good job i knew where i could get ali welded lol

[Sparky]

This thread is epic

[bucketep91]

This thread is epic

[redline]

when you gota leave youre car sticking out as you cant get it over the curb

[Craig_N]

When you go that slow over speed bumps that sometimes you end up rolling backwards

[LukeSR]

When you can't get over these bumps

Theres one at college, i have to go the way you get in (one way) or go half over it if there is enough room, damn exhaust

[Ryan5793]

^ dont get me started on them things!

[LukeSR]

^ dont get me started on them things!

There a fucking nightmare mate, hate the things!

Also in multi-story car parks, cannot get in due to them... Only one car park that has none!

[Galliano]

When you jump out of the car and slowly direct the driver of your car over speedbumps not only to check if it clears, but to boast about how close it was.

[Nanglebadger]

i cant go near those speed bumps at all, the down pipe gets shoved through my bonnet and face if i try!

Phil.

[Glanza-Love]

my cars that low tbh i dont have suspension.

[birdmandan]

When you cant even pull up kurbs for ambulances... This happens all the time and im the only tit still stuck on the road lol!

[B11G KY]

^ LOL

[Tomtheman2]

when no 1 will do your fucking tracking because they cant get it on thier ramps! basterds!

Wore my tyres down for ages before I found a place :/.

When you see a carton in the car park, you try to run it over but your bumper pushes it out the way before you can run over it

[Blitz]

Also in multi-story car parks, cannot get in due to them... Only one car park that has none!

seconded i drent go in multi story car parks anymore

[ryan lang]

haha lol at the ambulance 1, i got that problem too

[Sparky]

You know when your cars too low when you have road rash on your bum???

[Nanglebadger]

that aint road rash...thats riko's beard rash!

Phil.

[Ryan5793]

^ ahaa!

[Sparky]

[jax876]

-when u spend more time looking for potholes than traffic

-when u get pulled over by police for drink driving, when actually u where just avoiding potholes

-when you drive over a coin and can tell if its heads or tails

-when u need to get some1 to lift it up to get a jack under it

please contribute lol

haha with the jam lip on mine i actually had a list of places and roads i cudnt go down in my village

-the bank

-doctors

-train track

-pretty much ne car park

if the speed bump the last exit road im actually fooked

[Ryan5793]

happened to me yesterday. when you park next to a curb and cant get out the door!

[birdmandan]

happened to me yesterday. when you park next to a curb and cant get out the door!

I think i know what you mean!! when ya stop out onto the kurd and your knees are higher than your face

[LukeSR]

Happens all the time for me Ryan, i can't qoute you because im on the laptop and Mozillia sucks!!