A man is playing golf with a vicar: Man takes a swing and mises the hole, man says 'God dammit missed the bugger!' The vicar replies 'If you take the lords name in vain he will open the heavens and strike you down!' The man takes another swing, 'GOD DAMMIT! missed the bugger!' The vicar replies 'I'm warning you, if you take the lords name in vein again he will strike you down!' The man takes a final swing, 'GOD DAMMIT MISSED THE BUGGER!!!!!' The heavens open and a massive thunder bolt strike the vicar dead! God replies 'GOD DAMMIT MISSED THE BUGGER!!!'