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SpeedFreak

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  1. Your just a lazy bum then!!
  2. God I would love to of done that! With no one watching on me, you could just sit back and relax!
  3. This is the reason that thousands of people started claiming back all their bank charges. There was a loop hole found that said that the banks weren't allowed to charge you stupid amounts for going overdrawn. And now the courts are deciding whether they have to pay everyone back all the charges from the past 4 years! When I worked my charges out, I had been charged over £400. My fault obviously, but still alot. £30 for going over drawn by £5.01.
  4. LOL...Its funny reading half of the replies because they give reason to be pulled!!! I have never been pulled yet (touch wood!). I've only ever been pulled 3 times in 4 years. 2 x because my lights were pinkish, and another because I had a light out. All reasons to get pulled so I wouldnt moan.
  5. The job front isn't looking good for quite a few people now. Its horrible. My office had 9 of us in September, but 3 girls have left recently. Leaving just 6. But our bosses won't take on anyone at all, as they think it's best to leave it with how things are. I think I prefer it like that, as it makes you feel more safe!
  6. Well I can't stand going out in the city when it's New Years, especially with the ridiculous costs! So I am going to have a party at my house, with friends and family. We normally do that every year, it's easier and cheaper.
  7. So what's everyone's plans for New Years Eve then? Is any one going to any special do's? Clubbing?
  8. I work up until Christmas Eve at 12 (which is more like a party than work anyways). Then I have 2 weeks off!!
  9. Number One Idiot of 2008 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter in to the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2008 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locater beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing. Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Three Idiot of 2008 A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote this, 'Put all your muny in this bag.' While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbour, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Four Idiot of 2008 A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, 'Because I don't believe you are over 21.' The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that she got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later. This guy definitely needs a sign. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idiot Number Five of 2008 A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. This guy doesn't even deserve a sign ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idiot Number Six of 2008 Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idiot Number Seven of 2008 I live in a semi-rural area (Weyauwega , Wisconsin ). We recently had a new neighbour call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! - I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ STAY ALERT! They walk among us... and they REPRODUCE...!!!
  10. How much were tickets for this?
  11. LOL,Yes he does spend money on me. We don't tend to buy each other big gifts though, unless it's xmas and birthday. But we share when it comes to cinema/car shows/takeways etc. But we rarely go clubbing or anything, so I spend my money on clothes & shoes and he spends his on his car!
  12. An imported GT is still not a Glanza on insurance though, so I would not accept that quote as realistic. I was 20 when I got my Glanza, with 2ncb and it cost me £800. But thats TPFT.
  13. My parents are fine too. They have never moaned not once. Even when I have had a friends car sitting in the garden for weeks they didn't mind. Although I don't tend to have parts lying around or anything. But my partner has issues. His car is in a garage now, but when he parked it in the garden his mum would moan about the noise. (Evo 3 and very loud!). She moans at him for spending money on it, like new turbo etc. He has spent about £10,000 on this one alone and she moans about it. But its nothing to do with her, and he doesn't spend money on anything else.
  14. Me at our Xmas party How do I look with a moustache?
  15. Looks like an awesome day! I didn't hear of this until yesterday morning on the radio! Would of loved to have gone!
  16. Enzo - No I havent, I cannot believe he scored so much in 6 mins! But I toppled you from 3rd lol.
  17. Wow, they are good adverts and I think it would make alot of people think about it if they were on TV! But you cannot always blame the drivers. Some little kid was on the road infront of me the other day, and just as the car infront was going to go passed he decided to swerve right over the other side of the road onto the path! Can u imagine if the driver had hit him and killed him?
  18. I spent most of my afternoon in the Arcade playing Tetris!! LOL.
  19. Does any one think that congestion charges actual do any good? I mean, I dont know much about them but from what I hear no one thinks its a good idea!
  20. Every one seems to be ill at the moment! We have had a break out of some illness in schools around our area, and 2 are shut down for cleansing. In 1 school, they had 200 pupils off ill and 50% of staff!
  21. Bloody hell!
  22. Oh yeah I know who you mean now. I didn't know him as that name. So yeah I dont blame you!
  23. Nope! I am just as bored today! I normally go on PrimaryGames - it's for kids but can be entertaining when really bored!
  24. Whats wrong with the name?
  25. Excuse me!!! Not all women can't drive you know! And I am pretty sure that men do stupid things too!
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