sounds like he ran it with fuck all oil in it...
Very simple conclusion to this thread..
If you want:
harder ride, more focused drive, faster, more expensive, get branded a twat...
EP3
If you want:
more creature comforts, more comfortable car, much cheaper, more agressive lift, better brakes and want to be able to do a 3 point turn in a road (without have to go into france)
CTS
So your original question. Which is Quicker.... The EP3 is...