Sparky

Im not going to repeat myself ;)

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but th ank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are." They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead." He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50." Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredib le, how could you tell?" The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?" "I promise I won't." she says. "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

I would go for a nice Audi aswell, german build quality Other than that the beemer sounds liek what you want

Glanza for OBVIOUS reasons

I like the sound of that!!! Toyota can suck it to them guys in the D1 drift series then with a new model

Awww im sad to see it go The people knew what they were doing its a Toyota at the end of the day, no need for a test drive ;) Glad its gone to a good home Ill be in your position soon Bourkey i hope, when i come to sell teh bike il have at least £1600 to play with

I love the back of this car for some reason!!! Looks so damn agressive!!! Nice to see an update mate but in all honesty im not too keen on the splitter

Good work man!!!! I was thinking about going that!!!! Would look better with clear indicator lenses though

Those pics bring back memories ;)

Glad you are know enjoying the Bus mate!!! Thats what its for....to be enjoyed

Sounds good mate I was actually thinkin about owning a GT last night but i never thought i would but it could be a possibilty in a year or so time ;) LMFAO @ Ecks

Ive said it before and I will say it again................ ...........Michale Jordan, YOU SUCK!!! ;)

Yes videos videos videos!!!! Would love to see this thing launching with the L/C Good results mate!!!! Keep it up ;)

Sounds like a blast and would love to see some footage of the Jam beast taking on teh Hondas ;) Best bet is to have a word with Toby about those dog cams and see if you can get to play three of them in sink and edit it all together at the end. Good Luck

*Shakes head in disgust*

OWN3D!!!! Not only you got ripped buying the EP but also Insuring it!!! Thanks Mikey you have made my day now!!!

Black rims with polished lip would look better because of the black bonnet and tints

He just had a quote on a GT for £780 Oh and out of interest i tried gettin a quote on my car for when my ban is up..... £1800 TPFT not as bad as i was expecting but still £150 a month

thats is disgusting and cruel to say the least Had me cringing aswell Looked like a fucking alien

Still fancy going for a test drive Mike? would be fun even if you dont end up getting one You never know, and what other models do they do? surely they got a sportier 1.6 with more bhp than that

Im trying to get my mate to buy a Mitsi Colt but he wont have none of it!!! Anyone know the models and the different phases of the colt so i can tempt him some more???

Oh Shut up MJ!!! Why did you post that up kowing it was a 5 door lobo I demand a three door pic

Oi!!!! At least he got rims Plans sound good fella cant wit to see it

MJ think that tells you something dude if an old man like Paul has never been interested in 5 door cars

Ooooh nice come back MJ!!! Yea maybe you should be driving the 5 door Paul