FarmboyUK Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Get the aftershave on there staright after, sorts it right out, stings for a bit tho haha!Aftershave! Ouch! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Keri-WMS Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 PMSL!!!! I found out once that the NHS use superglue to stick one's c###k out of the way to to it. Took me ages to work out why I had a patch of glue on my belly, 'course it was about #cough#....er... 12" ....or something above my beltline..... In case you're wondering "why", look up testicular torsion, apparently if I hadn't gone into A&E when I did they would have needed to lop one off (technically they should have by their testing rules but the surgion was a bloke and gave it more time to recover than they are supposed to, brings new meaning to the term "black balled" so I was told). Safe to say I filed that one away under Bad Days!!! Nearly became half the man I am now!The anoying thing is I could win any pub 'scar competition' I enter now, but I would be arrested... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Idrees Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Bad stuff!!^ at this thread though, stop being such wimps!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
juliogonza Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 the first time i shave my balls was like in 7 grade lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Thorpy Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 Get the aftershave on there staright after, sorts it right out, stings for a bit tho haha!haha yeh i did try that once aswell for a laugh.......i screamed for about 5mins.....and then laughed after thatmoisturise like a big girl is the best way and feels nice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
durmz Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 this thread is fucking hilarious lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aga Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 "...it's the bush..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 LOL @ this thread Ste you used scissors?? imagine slipping and chopping the ol' boy off I do mine in the shower, stings when you rinse the shaving foam off especially when you having a hot shower its gotta be done though Im due a trim upstairs and down lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 LOL @ this thread Ste you used scissors?? imagine slipping and chopping the ol' boy off I do mine in the shower, stings when you rinse the shaving foam off especially when you having a hot shower its gotta be done though Im due a trim upstairs and down lolOnly a few times with nail scissors lol until I caught a bit of skin the once. Do it with a razor in the shower now, definately gotta be done. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Your insane!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Keri-WMS Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Imagine a Sweeny Todd style cut-throat razor job....argh!I have to watch out anyway, Mr NHS Scalpel went through a nerve so I can't feel a cut in one stamp size area so I could slash it and not realise.A bit like leprosy of the scrot! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meston Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 It's all about the number 2 clippers. Gooch included... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Ahhh you cant forget the gooch!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlackRocket Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Use that veet stuff!Creme it on - wait a few mins and wipe it away!Just dont get any on your legs or anything Steve Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nickep91 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 ^^ never fort of veet wack round the goolies and on the gootch for good measures and blend the top with clippers !!!! think thats the way forward Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starlet__SR Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Did it once, itched like a bitch for weeks, so learnt my lesson and never did it again lolDamien Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedFreak Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 This thread is hilarious!!Some bloke I know once tried Veet Hair Removal Cream...I don't know if any of you lads have tried it but don't!! He said it stung soo bad he had to sit in a bucket of freezing cold water for an hour!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Yeah never use hair removal cream on your balls / pubes... Jesus thats just common sense!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 This thread is hilarious!!Some bloke I know once tried Veet Hair Removal Cream...I don't know if any of you lads have tried it but don't!! He said it stung soo bad he had to sit in a bucket of freezing cold water for an hour!!So, do you shave your balls or not?Oh hang on... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 LOL^^ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlackRocket Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Jesus man! I was only joking with the veet stuff! hence the Just man-it like everyone else!Nivea aftershave balm is best steve Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedFreak Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 So, do you shave your balls or not?Oh hang on... Yes....Yes I do. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I was thinking last night actually how awkward it must be for girls shaving down there because we all know what they are like when it comes to self grooming One slight slip and its kebab for tea Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I was thinking last night actually how awkward it must be for girls shaving down there because we all know what they are like when it comes to self grooming One slight slip and its kebab for tea Never watched the misses in the bath? Used to be on the laptop in the bathroom whilst the ex was in the bath.. Its an interesting procedure... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 *Writes this on list of things to do!* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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