Wantaglanz Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I HUMPED..MY COMPUTER..IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!Wow! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 i stalked a tub of vaseline in my parents bedroom because i was high on cocaine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SiCaln Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN A BUSH BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!are u as confused as i am? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I ATE A PORNSTAR BEHIND YOUR SOFA BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JAG Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I had a one night stand with a prostitute in a bush because it turned me on!Sounds like something I'd do, I do get a little carried away when I'm horney...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paul-GlzV Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 i had a one night stand with a prostitute under a cow cause it turned me on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
project82 Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I HUMPED A TRAMP IN A BUSH BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON !! lol fukn brilliant hahahaha sounds like me but not a tramp lolololo hahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
turner1989 Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I had a one night stand with a random guy when i was 5 because it turned me on...jesus lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wssoR Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I had a crush on a dildo when I was 5. Lol don't remember that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan_SV Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I FELL IN LOVE WITH A PROSTITUTE IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON! hell yeah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raz Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I had a crush on a dildo when I was 5. Lol don't remember that do you not have any hair?? lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryan lang Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 my little brother wanted to do this, bearing in mind hes 11,and he had an affair with a dildo under a cow because it turned him on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marck glanza V Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 i had 69 with a prostitute under a cow because it turned me onlol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryan lang Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 pretty much every1 in this thread did what they did because it turned them on, brown hair must be a starlet driver thing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spoonsie_ladd Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 mines shit.. i ate my fingers under a cow because i was high on cocaine..i would rather have had a 69er with tony blair on live tv because im mad.. but what can you do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bluebear Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 I had an affair with my fingers in my parents bedroom because it turned me on.What. Why have I got the most plausible sounding scenario out of the whole thread. FML. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza_cl Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 I sucked my computer when i was five because i am mad!... that would explain alot tbh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 I had a crush on a tramp when I was 5 because I was high on cocaine Sort of got blonde hair at the moment and doent sound as dodgy as if I said because it turned me on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wssoR Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 do you not have any hair?? lol didnt see the hair bit lol, ............................because i was high on cocain Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ajep91 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 i tied a dildo up in my parents bedroom because it turned me on.... fook betta go take it down before they see it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bucketep91 Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lilmiss Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I stalked a tramp in a bush because it turned me on lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Georgie Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I ate a tramp behind your sofa because it turned me on!! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
durmz Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I ate a tramp behind your sofa because it turned me on!! lolgeorgie you complete smut bag, didnt know you was into that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BAZ2CRAZY Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I tied up my fingers in a bush because i was high on cocaine.Mitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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