bucketep91 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR SURNAME?A- I ATE..B- I LICKED..C- I SAT ON..D- I PEED ON..E- I HUMPED..F- I CHASED..G- I TACKLED..H- I $HAT ON..I- I STALKED..J- I RAW AWAY WITH..K- I FELL IN LOVE WITH..L- I HAD A CRUSH ON..M- I W4NK3D OVER..N- I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..O- I PUNCHED..P- I BIT..Q- I SCREAMED AT..R- I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..T- I TIED UP..U- I HAD 69 WITH..V- I SUCKED..W- I POKED..X- I SLEPT WITH..Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME...A- A PROSTITUTE..B- MY TEACHER..C- GEORGE BUSH..D- A RAT..E- A TRAMP..F- A SHEEP..G- MY PLUMBER..H- MY COMPUTER..I- MY FINGERS..J- A RABBIT..K- A LEMMING..L- AN APPLE..M- TONY BLAIR..N- A VIBRATOR..O- A DILDO..P- A MOVIESTAR..Q- MY EX..R- A BANANA..S- A CUCUMBER..T- A TUB OF VASELINE..U- A PORNSTAR..V- MY BARBIEDOLL..W- AN ACTION MAN..X- SOME CHEESE..Y- A RANDOM GUY..Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...RED- IN A TAXI..BLUE- IN A BUSH..GREEN- IN THE BATH..BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..PINK- ON LIVE TV..BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..PURPLE- ON THE BUS..YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..GREY- UNDER A COW..ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...BLONDE- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!BLACK- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!BROWN- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!GINGER- BECAUSE I'M MAD!RED- BECAUSE I'M BORED OF THE USUAL!STRAWBERRY BLONDE- BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER!NOW STICK ALL YOUR RESULTS TOGETHER TO MAKE A SENTENCEill start loli wanked over my computer when i was 5 because i was high on cocaine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryan lang Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 i had a random affair with a guy in my parents bedroom because it turned me on not looking to good for me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riko666 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I tied a vibrator in my Parents' bedroom because it seemed a good idea at the time.Sounds like me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bucketep91 Posted June 12, 2010 Author Share Posted June 12, 2010 haha we should quote that and put it on your sig riko ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Driver Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I STALKED A PROSTITUTE IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!Oh my god, story of my life haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
james@cjperformance Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 i stalked a prostitute in a bush because it turned me on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
joel_ep91 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 i ate a dildo under a cow because it seemed like a good idea at the time !ohh dear god why did i do this joel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pr1ince Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 i had a affair with a prostitute under a cow because it seemed like a good idea at the time :) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan5793 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 i peed on a random guy when i was five because it turned me on. ahaa. what can i say Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ollie ryan Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I AT AN APPLE WHEN I WAS 5 BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ONto e honest sound bout fucking right lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raz Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I RAW AWAY WITH A PROSTITUTE UNDER A COW. BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!rofl! Make more of these Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukEp Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I POKED A PORNSTAR BEHIND YOUR SOFA BECAUSE I'M MAD!Best one so far I think!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Josh@TunerLifestyle Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 i wanked over a dildo on live tv because it turned me on? oh dear! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Evans Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I ate a prostitute behind your sofa because i was high on cocaine!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nads Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I MADE A MOVE ON RAT IN A BUSH BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON !!!!!!!i know i do crazy shit when im pissed.. but FUCK! didnt know i liked rats Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blitz Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A TRAMP IN A PIGSTY BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B11G KY Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I LICKED A RANDOM GUY IN A TAXI BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blitz Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 ky link me up to that topic we were talking bout the other day i cant find it dudey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shib786 Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I had an affair with my computer in a bush...Fuck my life. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nanglebadger Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I TACKLED MY COMPUTER IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!...and i enjoyed it....Phil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fulham4eva Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 i peed on a dildo in a bush because it seemed like a good idea at the time.cant help myself lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yaristurbo Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I POKED A PROSTITUTE UNDER A COW BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON. hmmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukerobz Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I liked a pornstar wen I was 5 because.I was high on cocainelolwat can I say I started young lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Liam_D Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I MADE A MOVE ON MY FINGERS IN A BUSH BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!LOL!! Epic Thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
durmz Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 i had a one night stand with my computer in my parents room because it turned me on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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