yaristurbo Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 lmfao at those last two Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan507 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Roses are red violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic..... and so am I :-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 ohh my god!! Kesha is the shit. And she's uber hot.Shes 'makin my brain delerious' ^^,Such an uber sexy voice too. I'm kinda getting hitmotised by her.Anyway, valentines. Me and my missus are still together (and have been on and off for just over a year now) and I got just as many cards as a single guy would. Zero, Zilch, Nada. Then again, she got nothing either, but I have an excuse, i'm skint. Buttons to live on for a month. Her though, got atleast 30 quid pay yesterday! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan507 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Sam and Zoe sitting in a tree.... (it is Zoe right) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ajep91 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I'm newly single after 2 years so its jus monday to me. valentines day can suck my balls. on the plus side I saved money Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I spent over £20 and didnt even get my end away not happy lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ollie ryan Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I really spoiled her today...First I bought her a lovely new scent. Then I rubbed essential oils into her beautiful body and then I did the hoovering and dusting...I fucking love my car...that just had me in fitsyour exactly like me, i would rather clean the car and spend £20 on Vpower then get a girlfriend anything proberbly why im single i guess lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ali_legend Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Roses are red!Violets are blue!Most poems rhymeBut this one doesnt!!!!HAHAHAHAHAH lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daz gt turbz Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I spent over £20 and didnt even get my end away not happy loland who said romance was dead!! i got my missus nout so far, but think a donkey punch later on will do. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raz Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I cleaned my car aswell. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryan lang Posted February 15, 2011 Author Share Posted February 15, 2011 i got some1 else to clean mine, then it rained on the drive home and most of the rest of the day! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I spent over £20 and didnt even get my end away not happy lolHaha Sorry mate, I needed it for petrol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 lol hope you liked your teddy babe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Driver Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I spent over £20 and didnt even get my end away not happy lolPfffft amatuer, Spent fuck all, got 2 cards and got my end away. Slacking Lew ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I know, must be falling for this one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 lol hope you liked your teddy babe Haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daz gt turbz Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I know, must be falling for this one more chance of me shitting a million quid! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Sit on my face then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daz gt turbz Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Sit on my face then you might get a nasty after taste, i had a curry and a beer for tea. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 2nd hand curry and beer, my favourite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daz gt turbz Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 uni students are just wrong! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Driver Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I know, must be falling for this one Dont do it !!! its a trap, at 1st its all flat stomachs and random blowjobs then the weight gain begins and complaining about cars and not houses/holidays !!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Good job im jokin mate, sorta lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Driver Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Good job im jokin mate, sorta lolSorta ?!? and so it begins ! ahaBest be joking Mr !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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