ryan lang Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 happy valentines day ya'll!whats your best 'roses are red' phrase?i heard 1 on mock the week last night which got me chuckling 'roses are red, violets are blue, i have chlamydia and now so do you' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Josh@TunerLifestyle Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 haha thats a pritty good one, tbf i havent hurd many! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iamlegend Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 the most pathetic excuse of a cringy day it is today fucking stupid hate it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TrisK Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Roses are redVines are twistedbend over loveyour about to get fisted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Roses are redVines are twistedbend over loveyour about to get fistedFucking LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cazzac2222 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Roses are redVines are twistedbend over loveyour about to get fistedHahahaha i heard tht the other day, classic hahahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryan lang Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 the most pathetic excuse of a cringy day it is today fucking stupid hate it! single then? lmfaoRoses are redVines are twistedbend over loveyour about to get fistedlmfao thats is immense! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BigMan Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Roses are RedViolets are blueI dont give a fuckSo why should you! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iamlegend Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 single then? lmfaolmfao thats is immense!na been with thi old biaatcch for 4 years to long Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryan lang Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 Me and the missus went out last night for a meal. We both agree'd theres no point in doing cards and shit LOLyeah i got a bball game, and lost my job, so cant take her out tonight or any other night for that matter which im quite gutted about, got a card and a surprise seeing as its our 1stna been with thi old biaatcch for 4 years to longahh right lmfao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan507 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 "All this valentine shit makes me wanna hurl" - Ke$ha Amen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryan lang Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 "All this valentine shit makes me wanna hurl" - Ke$ha Amen.you listen to ke$ha? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Haha ^, who quotes Kesha? hahaRoses are red, voilets are blueI would make a good rhyme, but I really need a poo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan507 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 ohh my god!! Kesha is the shit. And she's uber hot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Wouldnt say shes hot, deffo slutty though which I suppose is quite hot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BigMan Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 she would be described up here as "a dirty wee ride!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan507 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 She just hot. End off. Kesha will be my second wife after Miley Cyrus. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryan lang Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 Haha ^, who quotes Kesha? hahaRoses are red, voilets are blueI would make a good rhyme, but I really need a poo.true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BearFaceOfDoom Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Roses are red!Violets are blue!Most poems rhymeBut this one doesnt!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yaristurbo Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 roses are red and sometimes thornylets get to it, b****him hornyhappy bullet for my valentine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stulet-GTT Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I really spoiled her today...First I bought her a lovely new scent. Then I rubbed essential oils into her beautiful body and then I did the hoovering and dusting...I fucking love my car... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BearFaceOfDoom Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 roses are red and sometimes thornylets get to it, b****him hornyhappy bullet for my valentineMy old band played a show with them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I really spoiled her today...First I bought her a lovely new scent. Then I rubbed essential oils into her beautiful body and then I did the hoovering and dusting...I fucking love my car... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Driver Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I had a soapy tit wank for valenties day just without the soap ........ or the tits .......Roses are redViolets are blueive got a knifeget in the van Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hazzagray Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Roses are redViolets are bluePlease stop strugglingIm trying to rape you! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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