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lol at that 1 guy who always goes on about banging them and finishes his posts with 'playtime' lmfao

there are some seriously messed up people in the world!

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and sex whenever YOU want it! :lol:

Not being big headed but I have sex atleast once a day.. unless I don't see her for any reason (can't be arsed - go out with the lads - prefer wanking - work) but she still has the rag week.

And I'm actually serious. My balls ache occasionally.

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Not being big headed but I have sex atleast once a day.. unless I don't see her for any reason (can't be arsed - go out with the lads - prefer wanking - work) but she still has the rag week.

And I'm actually serious. My balls ache occasionally.

just wait my friend, when you have a house and live with her for 3 years it wont stay like that so enjoy it while it lasts! :lol:

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just wait my friend, when you have a house and live with her for 3 years it wont stay like that so enjoy it while it lasts! :lol:

Well.. You have a fair point, but do you really think il stick it out that long? I spend too much money on cars to bother with bricks and mortar.

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Well.. You have a fair point, but do you really think il stick it out that long? I spend too much money on cars to bother with bricks and mortar.

yea but my bricks and mortar came with this

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so it had to be done! lol. :lol:

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thats just pure amazing! its made my day,

anyone up for a groub buy haha

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You have UKSC's finest by your side Geo, you don't need no plastic shit.

Daz, you have me in a Touche moment. BUT. I will only fork out on a house so long as its yours. Your garage is AMAZING!

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haha how sad! i wonder if one of them is married to them dolls! lol just reminded me when i went into a sex shop and they had a blow up doll with all the holes... and one extra one to put your beer in! thaught that was genious lol if only real women had that extra hole!

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They have several holes.

Eye sockets, ear, ear, nose, nose, mouth, sex hole, pee hole, shit hole, belly button.

They got the lot. What have we got, a shitter and a beer hole.

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you not have ears nose and 'pee' hole then sam?

I'm practically deaf (well.. I like to think of it as selective hearing), hayfever so always snotting through that one, and pee hole.. well.. yeah, got that, but nothing can fit up there, and if you rub it, its sick. Can't win.

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How can you be widowed from a doll? :lol:

I really wanna join up and throw a load of abuse at the muppets, I expect not anyone can just sign up though for that reason

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How can you be widowed from a doll? :lol:

I really wanna join up and throw a load of abuse at the muppets, I expect not anyone can just sign up though for that reason

More like you wanna join and get one :lol::)

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Haha. Lew, il join you on joining the site for a giggle.

I do have an idea.. I actually might join up and post pics of me and my missus - to show i'm not 47, beer gut, long hair (where i'm not going bald) and big 70's style glasses, and that my missus is a real skinned rare item.

See what reactions you get ^^,

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haha thats awesome. its crazy how they dont seem to realise its weird and just have the usual casual chat. like aw that pic of 4 of them is ffing awesome.

eh not its not mate there dolls get a grip. someone should join up and say they were looking to purchase one and if they have any advice just like people do on here before they buy a car lol

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