aki-ep Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Just seen a Facebook status.'Broke both my hands in a fight last night, some bloke started on me, can't move my fingers at all lol'It's a good job that he went to foot typing school, otherwise he'd be in real trouble. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
akyakapotter Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Porn has ruined my life. My boiler has gone and I'm scared to call the plumber. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TrisK Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Capital letters are important. Its the difference between 'helping your uncle Jack off a horse', and 'helping your uncle jack off a horse' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bucketep91 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 3 Irish guy's are in a pub,they are called Mick,Pat and Tat.A customer come's upto them,and ask's if they are related ?Yes,say's Mick,we are Triplet's.Triplet's,say's the surprised customer,but how come you and Pat are 6ft tall,and Tat is only 4ft tall ?Well say's Mick,me and Pat were breastfed,but there was no Tit for Tat. In the last 10 year's we have lost,Johnny Cash,Steve Job's,Bob Hope and Jimmy Saville.So now we have,No Cash,No Job's,No hope and no cunt to fix it ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aki-ep Posted May 6, 2012 Author Share Posted May 6, 2012 3 Irish guy's are in a pub,they are called Mick,Pat and Tat.A customer come's upto them,and ask's if they are related ?Yes,say's Mick,we are Triplet's.Triplet's,say's the surprised customer,but how come you and Pat are 6ft tall,and Tat is only 4ft tall ?Well say's Mick,me and Pat were breastfed,but there was no Tit for Tat.In the last 10 year's we have lost,Johnny Cash,Steve Job's,Bob Hope and Jimmy Saville.So now we have,No Cash,No Job's,No hope and no cunt to fix it !haha quality buddy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlegreenmonster Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 They say you burn as much energy having sex as you do running 5 miles which is a miracle, because I can't run 5 miles in 30 seconds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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