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Just seen a Facebook status.'Broke both my hands in a fight last night, some bloke started on me, can't move my fingers at all lol'It's a good job that he went to foot typing school, otherwise he'd be in real trouble.

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3 Irish guy's are in a pub,they are called Mick,Pat and Tat.

A customer come's upto them,and ask's if they are related ?

Yes,say's Mick,we are Triplet's.

Triplet's,say's the surprised customer,but how come you and Pat are 6ft tall,and Tat is only 4ft tall ?

Well say's Mick,me and Pat were breastfed,but there was no Tit for Tat.

In the last 10 year's we have lost,

Johnny Cash,Steve Job's,Bob Hope and Jimmy Saville.

So now we have,

No Cash,

No Job's,

No hope and no cunt to fix it !

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3 Irish guy's are in a pub,they are called Mick,Pat and Tat.

A customer come's upto them,and ask's if they are related ?

Yes,say's Mick,we are Triplet's.

Triplet's,say's the surprised customer,but how come you and Pat are 6ft tall,and Tat is only 4ft tall ?

Well say's Mick,me and Pat were breastfed,but there was no Tit for Tat.

In the last 10 year's we have lost,

Johnny Cash,Steve Job's,Bob Hope and Jimmy Saville.

So now we have,

No Cash,

No Job's,

No hope and no cunt to fix it !

haha quality buddy :lol:

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