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u two are redic lol if u guys fancy some where while on the covert mission to stay why hit me up ive got a flat it rent out in nottinghill gate that ill give you for the night just for all the effort made

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lol flat screens in the loft and in the bedroom and a mini screen in front the shitter hahahahaah lol


as for the beers your out of luck as im in the caribbean mate.... so i guess there is not shot in there for me




if however u can line up kate beckinsale.... man i move back to london instantly to live just to hold her hand.... that way everytime i wank off illl know that her hand touched me dick ....


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Hahahaha im with you there, kate beckinsale is a beauty! She always texts me and rings me but im always too busy with cheryl cole, and she doesnt like the idea of me vs 2.

Someday......

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she'd get something stiff, but it wouldnt be a 7

Hahahaha.

I never noticed the toilet shitter part! That is cool as fuck, i take at least an hour when im dropping the kids off at the pool anyway, so a tv would make it even worse!

A 5? No wayyyyyyy!

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