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All the best with everything Lewis mate. Your on the real road of life now haha. I'll miss the msn sessions also lol Take care of yourself and your studies and stay uksc forever! And the starbo keep her ;) Peace Joz

I know its late as Ive been working on the car till now lol Safe journey to Newcastle and see u all there round 11am. Peace Joz

Congrats Nathy, glad your on the right path now. Looking forward to your future progress, keep em both between the hedges ;) Joz

Bet you cant beat that with a VTak Whakking Stick. Joz

I've used firefox since Ive been on the site lol. Joz

Nice work Liam. Sweet attention to detail there. Joz

She's talking to Lone Simon you Doner Glad the servers have been switched for a more positive experience. Cant wait for the new site to be up, its about time Joz

Profile fotos dont work bossley for me. Give us a tinkle when u can. Joz

Hi Jay Thats totally understandable mate. After all its number one that comes first! Please keep us updated man, it would be fantastic if you came, but if its at the expense of your well being there will be many other times we will get together mate, still a huge blow tho as Im sure there will be people after your expertise Talk soon Joz

Nice to see everyones still up for this Joz

Nice Progress Phil! You're really getting the finger out to impress at the meet haha ;) Can't wait to see it all man. Peace Joz

Happy Birthday Bruce! ;) Joz

He did say he tried to search lol. Hope thats you sorted now Andrew ;) Feel free to ask again mate if you really are stuck. Enjoy the site. Joz

Totally unexpected on the roof front Mike, but have to say its certainly different. Its in vinyl at the moment like you said so as long as you like it thats all that really matters mate ;) Really liking the boot build mate, Im not a subman, but I certainly wouldn't mind something as tidy as that. Top Work! Good to see some progress man. Defo Keep It Up! Joz

JDM STARLETTO!!!!!! Joz

Check this slapstick too lol. Joz

Nice find Luko! Genius advert lol. Get on msn if u can bud. Joz

The is an unofficial jokes thread here mate. Jokes Joz

Here's one I just made up... ;) Q: What did the cow say to the other cow about the bad comedian??? A: Pull the udder one. Parappa!!!! Joz

Real Life Attorney/Witness Jokes These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And the best for last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

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Nice buy Phil ;) Im leaving my boot au naturale lol Hope Carol can make the meet, its NEXT WEEK! Talk soon Joz

Hey Stew. This topic has been covered so many times before ;) Here it is a pic of the specific manifold you are looking for. Please do your best to search the site first for anything you want to know as chances are they have been talked about before. Hope u enjoy the site. Joz Moderating Team

Lovin' your progress Mart. Lots going on, and momentum doesnt stop, the way it is meant to be. With all your mods would you not benefit more from an uprated inlet and exhaust mani ? Also replied to your message mate. Talk soon Joz