Very funny, but this is a Dane Cook joke I remember this next bit, as it is one of my epic FAILS. I had to say something sexy, and wild, but didn't know what to say - all nervous I honestly said the following..... "Uh, yeaaaah..... my dick feels like corn" corn... CORN?? what the fuck was I thinking, corn? I panicked and said the first thing t come to mind and it was corn. Lucky for me - she didn't miss a beat and said "Yeah, let me put some butter on it" ....and thats how it started