joel_ep91 Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 well i got my girlfreinds facebook pasword and i think its time to have some fun and leave some funny status's or somethingany you guys have any ideas lmao Quote
gtmuzz Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 say " My boyfriend destroyed me last night!!!! " Quote
Scott-EP Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 say " My boyfriend destroyed me last night!!!! " haha! Epic! Although it could back fire on you Quote
joel_ep91 Posted July 28, 2010 Author Posted July 28, 2010 yea i would get hung by my balls if i said that her mum has facebook lmao Quote
gtmuzz Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 ehhh well.........how about "my boyfriend was nice enough to finish me off last night" haha Quote
BigMan Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 could say "fook sake my arse is stinking today!" lmao Quote
joel_ep91 Posted July 28, 2010 Author Posted July 28, 2010 well so far i have said the following(Doherty likes to lick chicken gravey off her dogs nipplesDoherty brum brum i got my finger up my bum bum Doherty has her finger up her nose trying to get a big greener num numDoherty im a taiwanese lady boy and when people arnt looking i dress my penis up in a dolls outfit and tell people its my little sister )im so bored tonight can you tell haha Quote
Stulet-GTT Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 Dont ya hate it when the battery's go dead on ya rabbit.... Quote
Steve GT Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 write im walking like john wayne today thanks to Joel Dont ya hate it when the battery's go dead on ya rabbit....hahahaha awesome Quote
gtmuzz Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 Dont ya hate it when the battery's go dead on ya rabbit....that one is a beast Quote
Hou Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 Doherty im a taiwanese lady boy and when people arnt looking i dress my penis up in a dolls outfit and tell people its my little sister )Oh my word, just spat my tea all over my keyboard! Quote
Nanglebadger Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 PMSL at Hou!!!! loldude, she is gonna punish u for this!!! so badly!!! lolPhil. Quote
Hou Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 Also try:Should never wear white when on the blobKeep being sick in the morning, 2 months late and have a craving for gerkins. I have narrowed the father down to my bf, half the football team and that stag do the other month.Or just change her relationship status to engaged and wait for the congratulations Quote
joel_ep91 Posted July 28, 2010 Author Posted July 28, 2010 PMSL at Hou!!!! loldude, she is gonna punish u for this!!! so badly!!! lolPhil.i know phil but it was to good an opertunity to miss and im prepared for the punishment lol Quote
Nanglebadger Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 lol it was nice knowing u buddy! it really was.hahahaha,Phil. Quote
ste91 Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 say " My boyfriend destroyed me last night!!!! " LOL!! Quote
gaz Posted July 28, 2010 Posted July 28, 2010 Haha, This is my element!Join her to laods of embarrasing groups. Like proud to be a lesbian, lesbian marriage, do about 20, then invite everyone on her FB to them too.Status's you can do.I just fingered myself during my period.I have shit nuggets hanging from the hairs around my arse.Incest is great.Then - I love my family soo much. Quote
joel_ep91 Posted July 28, 2010 Author Posted July 28, 2010 hahahaha shit nuggets lmao.i might just have to use some of those gaz thanks i will be basicly commiting suicide but hey what a way to go lmao Quote
Hou Posted July 29, 2010 Posted July 29, 2010 Nice!Or "it really stings when you get it in your eye""When your bf says just relax and it won't hurt as much, he is lying! Cannot sit down" Quote
Steve GT Posted July 29, 2010 Posted July 29, 2010 ^^^ hahaha awesomejoel links to the gf's facebook so i can see all these statuses going on haha Quote
Jozinobi Posted July 29, 2010 Posted July 29, 2010 You really need to get outta the house dude lol! But hey you only live once so have fun.Joz Quote
Galliano Posted July 29, 2010 Posted July 29, 2010 I can tell the one when she sees these. "R.I.P Joel. Good Ridence Your Medeling Bastard" Quote
Glanza-Love Posted July 29, 2010 Posted July 29, 2010 put "My attitude to Pen*s is.... NOM NOM NOM" Quote
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