joel_ep91 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 well i got my girlfreinds facebook pasword and i think its time to have some fun and leave some funny status's or somethingany you guys have any ideas lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gtmuzz Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 say " My boyfriend destroyed me last night!!!! " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott-EP Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 say " My boyfriend destroyed me last night!!!! " haha! Epic! Although it could back fire on you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
joel_ep91 Posted July 28, 2010 Author Share Posted July 28, 2010 yea i would get hung by my balls if i said that her mum has facebook lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gtmuzz Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 ehhh well.........how about "my boyfriend was nice enough to finish me off last night" haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BigMan Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 could say "fook sake my arse is stinking today!" lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
joel_ep91 Posted July 28, 2010 Author Share Posted July 28, 2010 well so far i have said the following(Doherty likes to lick chicken gravey off her dogs nipplesDoherty brum brum i got my finger up my bum bum Doherty has her finger up her nose trying to get a big greener num numDoherty im a taiwanese lady boy and when people arnt looking i dress my penis up in a dolls outfit and tell people its my little sister )im so bored tonight can you tell haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stulet-GTT Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Dont ya hate it when the battery's go dead on ya rabbit.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 write im walking like john wayne today thanks to Joel Dont ya hate it when the battery's go dead on ya rabbit....hahahaha awesome Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gtmuzz Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Dont ya hate it when the battery's go dead on ya rabbit....that one is a beast Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hou Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Doherty im a taiwanese lady boy and when people arnt looking i dress my penis up in a dolls outfit and tell people its my little sister )Oh my word, just spat my tea all over my keyboard! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nanglebadger Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 PMSL at Hou!!!! loldude, she is gonna punish u for this!!! so badly!!! lolPhil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hou Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Also try:Should never wear white when on the blobKeep being sick in the morning, 2 months late and have a craving for gerkins. I have narrowed the father down to my bf, half the football team and that stag do the other month.Or just change her relationship status to engaged and wait for the congratulations Quote Link to post Share on other sites
joel_ep91 Posted July 28, 2010 Author Share Posted July 28, 2010 PMSL at Hou!!!! loldude, she is gonna punish u for this!!! so badly!!! lolPhil.i know phil but it was to good an opertunity to miss and im prepared for the punishment lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nanglebadger Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 lol it was nice knowing u buddy! it really was.hahahaha,Phil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 say " My boyfriend destroyed me last night!!!! " LOL!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Haha, This is my element!Join her to laods of embarrasing groups. Like proud to be a lesbian, lesbian marriage, do about 20, then invite everyone on her FB to them too.Status's you can do.I just fingered myself during my period.I have shit nuggets hanging from the hairs around my arse.Incest is great.Then - I love my family soo much. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
joel_ep91 Posted July 28, 2010 Author Share Posted July 28, 2010 hahahaha shit nuggets lmao.i might just have to use some of those gaz thanks i will be basicly commiting suicide but hey what a way to go lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 try just been dogging.....Love you daddy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hou Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Nice!Or "it really stings when you get it in your eye""When your bf says just relax and it won't hurt as much, he is lying! Cannot sit down" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 ^^^ hahaha awesomejoel links to the gf's facebook so i can see all these statuses going on haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jozinobi Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 You really need to get outta the house dude lol! But hey you only live once so have fun.Joz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I can tell the one when she sees these. "R.I.P Joel. Good Ridence Your Medeling Bastard" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 put "My attitude to Pen*s is.... NOM NOM NOM" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CraGle Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Add her to some gay and lesbian groups! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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