raffa_mk Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 i wounder how many of us make up excusses for being late for work,uni etc? whats worked for you and the FAIL ones too. I have used many, all being car examples such as my car alarm Keyfob battery is low and couldnt lock my doors LOL! Flat tyres, Low on petrol so i had to drive extra slow. Quote
lukEp Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 Sorry boss would have been in sooner but I was asleep! Quote
ollie ryan Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 yeah i use th flat tyre one ans normally say i had to put the spare tyre on then my boss always goes and has a look at my car, never have a spare wheel on there lol Quote
siren676 Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 "I got pulled over by the police" seems to work most of the time Quote
ryan lang Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 constipation....nobody ever questions that 1 lmfao never used it for work, but school i used it every other lesson lmfao Quote
StarletMad Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 Ive used the pulled over one befor lol Quote
Ryan5793 Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 I had to drop 2 girls off before i got to work this morning.. my boss just looked at me like 'try get up earlier then' like i didn't already know that! lol Quote
LukeSR Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 Never been late once for work.. School and college I was never there but when I did turn up it was "meh, got stuck in traffic" Quote
Ryan5793 Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 Never been late once for work.. School and college I was never there but when I did turn up it was "meh, got stuck in traffic" How can you never be late?! im late for everything! even japfest2 last year ahaa Quote
LukeSR Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 How can you never be late?! im late for everything! even japfest2 last year ahaaNo idea, I set out for work at 7.40 and get to the car park at 7.50.. Even beat my boss Quote
Maz90 Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 I don't clock in if am late,and say the clock in machine wasnt working Quote
daz gt turbz Posted February 3, 2011 Posted February 3, 2011 i got into a fight . . . . . . . with my pillow, and it kicked my butt! Quote
Dean @RW-Developments Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 im always late as people may know not once have i arrived on time to any starlet meet or show lolive got quite a few i use lol............ stuck behind a tractor/ dustbin lorry, flat tyre, ran out of fuel, flat battery, traffic jam, blocked in by neighbour, lorry tipped over on island, power cut....... you name it ive used it Quote
Starlet__SR Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 My favourite was my car wouldnt start, even though the civic I had never once failed to start haha! Or diarrhoea, no one ever argues with that lol!Day Quote
Driver Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 Usually tell my manager/teamleader i had to meet his missus before work as its only time we get to be alone HahaOften ask him how his missus and my child are doing too ha (shes preggers by the way) Quote
Idrees Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 How can you never be late?! im late for everything! even japfest2 last year ahaaSame here, the accommodation I stay in is across the road from Uni and in the 4 months of studying I have not been to one lesson on time. Same when I was at college, it's literally a 4 minute walk but in my 2 years of attending I only went on time one morning.Nobody ever asks, they can see I've just woken up besides they don't seem to care at Uni anyway. ;) Quote
Steve GT Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 car wouldnt start was pretty believable when i owned the fordbelieved me straight away Quote
Sparky Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 LOL @ some of you guys Dont need an excuse in uni, just walk in and say "sorry im late", but my excuse is my fucking house mate who is sooooo slow and I have to wait for him lol Quote
Raz Posted February 4, 2011 Posted February 4, 2011 At college, excuse "I've missed the bus and had to get the next one" even though I didn't take to bus to college ever lol. I drove there.But uni u just walk in and sit where ever you want and get your laptop out and do go to UKSC. Quote
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