Malcolm GT Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 (edited) So to the set the scene I bought a flat and have an allocated space, for 3 months now there has been no issue under the tree apart from leaves.. I can live with that.Over the last 2 weeks I get am getting constant bird poo on my car, I have to clean it daily and then there is a new batch in the morning. I mean huge batches.The managing agents of the property (recent new refurbish) at first were helpful and said they would cut the trees back as I asked them be lopped. (not been done).this morning I sent images and they said I will need to find out what birds they are... well I leave it there at 8 in the night when pitch black and then in the morning at 6 when pitch black I leave... they clearly do this at night.Secondly they said it is up to me to contact the local council pest control?need some advice really, thoughts? Edited November 11, 2015 by Malcolm GT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
funny onion Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 air rifle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rob H@RCH Engineering Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Nothing you can do about it I would say, its unfortunate but birds live in trees and crap on anything they like! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malcolm GT Posted November 11, 2015 Author Share Posted November 11, 2015 air rifle thing is I would have to camp out during the night to try get them. oh and get an air rifle ha. Nothing you can do about it I would say, its unfortunate but birds live in trees and crap on anything they like! find it odd how they just turned up and It is excessive Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morgey Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Could try the bread and bicarb of soda thing? See what happens lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malcolm GT Posted November 11, 2015 Author Share Posted November 11, 2015 Could try the bread and bicarb of soda thing? See what happens lol I was thinking this.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gainzy Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Get your mates round and axe it down lol or buy a car cover or you could always adopt a few cats smother the tree will Felix what size is the tree any pics haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie28 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 (edited) It will be pigeons, they seem to shit half their body weight! I'd get an air rifle! Edited November 11, 2015 by Charlie28 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malcolm GT Posted November 11, 2015 Author Share Posted November 11, 2015 Get your mates round and axe it down lol or buy a car cover or you could always adopt a few cats smother the tree will Felix what size is the tree any pics haha the tree is easily 40 foot high, the branch I think they sit on is a good 30 feet up. apparently the maintenance people are going to try lop some of it back now! We shall see. will get pics at weekend as always dark when im there! It will be pigeons, they seem to shit half there body weight! I'd get an air rifle! I reckon so too! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDMfreak Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Flamethrower and burn every single leaf and branch off the tree Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morgey Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I was thinking this....Just Park your car out the way for a while 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieLewby Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Sacrificial Car cover Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aaronb93 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Even worse when you see it happening in front of you just as your about to get in the car.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rock-Kick-Ass Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 (edited) get revenge >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE9az5LeIYg Edited November 13, 2015 by Rock-Kick-Ass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malcolm GT Posted November 16, 2015 Author Share Posted November 16, 2015 Spotted the feckers! its Actually Squirrels, they are eating berries from one tree. Then going to the tree above mine and releasing their lunch. Dam Tree RATS! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morgey Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Air rifle! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
funny onion Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Awh i love squirrels! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malcolm GT Posted November 17, 2015 Author Share Posted November 17, 2015 I loved them... Till this happened.. Man needs gun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morgey Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Red ones are fine grey ones are pests, although you might want to watchout ???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Idrees Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 How about clear 3M sheet that bodyshops use? You can cover the car with that every night then bin it in the morning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
funny onion Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 How about clear 3M sheet that bodyshops use? You can cover the car with that every night then bin it in the morning. Yeah good call Idrees, it's really cheap too a 25m roll is only about £10-£15 and that would last forever! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StuDoc 72 Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 So use a cover thats gna get completely covered in squirrel shit and hes to pull this shit sheet off and over his car every night with his bare hands? Where do you suggest he stores this when he is using the car? In the boot? In his house? So hes to touch the shit sheet and hes to cosey up with it in the car? Pretty sure a sheet is a non starter it would be for me anyway. I'm also guessing its an allocated parking space so use a guest parking space for a month or so until the squirrels go into hibernation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
funny onion Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Just a suggestion to stop the shit ending up on his car dude chill out. I would use a 3M sheet, it's disposable so wouldn't need to be stored anywhere. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Peaches_Screeches Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 12 gauge should do the trick and if your feeling adventurous, cook it up! Squirrel stew 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StuDoc 72 Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Just a suggestion to stop the shit ending up on his car dude chill out. I would use a 3M sheet, it's disposable so wouldn't need to be stored anywhere. Chill out? Because I pointed flaws in the suggestion? Sorry I'll not have an opinion incase it offends you in future. Again disposable doesnt really make it any more practical but I suppose I should keep that to myself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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