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kavan-k

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  1. Kavan Kyle Northern Ireland
  2. 'Fuckin nice tits' hahaha that made me lol I second that though.. This is starlet pornography!
  3. Yaaaaaay, cheers socks
  4. I would be sore on a box of lyndt chocolate balls. Or the bars. Anything made by lyndt is incredible. Or a good old freddo
  5. What do we want? EMAIL NOTIFICATIONS. When do we want them? NOWWWW
  6. I knew this was coming haha
  7. I didn't say nobody mentioned it, seen a couple write about it, i said i think everyone is overlooking it, because imo its one of the first things i would do ( like you said )
  8. Something i think everyone is overlooking here is tyres! You can have all the braces and bars and coilovers you want, if you aint got grip you aint got shit
  9. This is my emmerdale, facebook lol. The gf is ALWAYS on fb and that twitter pish, and she cracks when im on this, you just cant win when it comes to females. Unless you have a knife ofcourse.
  10. I love reading about this guy, most hated person from starlet owners of all time haha
  11. Yeah you can put spacers in, but get a set of libesports or something lol imo, if there is big gaps between panels, its been crashed lol
  12. Thats a cheap project for someone!
  13. Id love a mk2! Everything, and i mean everything is still available to buy new, big money but, and that one has certainly past it lol
  14. http://cars.donedeal.co.uk/cars-for-sale/ford-escort-mk2/5301472
  15. Im still not getting them
  16. kavan-k

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    My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up. She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel in the crown has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
  17. Look at suzuki ignis sport recaros, just like the optional extras you get in our starlets, they are while tidy lol
  18. Then post pics up
  19. Just lousy! If there was a problem he should atleast tell you there is a problem.. A pm takes less than a minute.
  20. Hahaha what ever happened the turbo? Is it still the taker of children?
  21. Did you sell it with that wee guy included in the sale? Apparently he adds 33.6bhp to any car he sits in
  22. For the nur spec and other metal, rub it down with sand paper and use autosol, mate did it to his nur spec and dump valve, came out like a mirror but took ages!
  23. Im more intrigued by the dual lighters too haha
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