Dan Evans Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 It was only a matter of time before the jokes came out, so heres a few I've heard.... feel free to add any you have recieved...** these are only jokes so sorry if any offence was caused but it did say at the start ( Dont look if you will be offended )^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Michael Jackson was disapointed when Steven Gately came to heaven. He thought they said someone from the BOYS HOME was coming!!*****************************************************************************The exact cause of Steven Gately's death is yet to be established, but the doctor who examined him has reported that his arsehole was 3 times the size of a normal arsehole. The Police are looking into it...*****************************************************************************There was a wee singer called Gatley,who hasn't been singing much lately,after a bottle of rum and a cock in his bum,his trip ended fatally! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Took a bit longer than the MJ jokes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Evans Posted October 13, 2009 Author Share Posted October 13, 2009 i know lol, I've only just got them lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 LOL at the first one!!!!Posted it on facebook Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blitz Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Stephen Gatleys boyfriend woke up to the biggest stiffy ever this morningStephen gately's just entered the pearly gates...... No change there thenAfter the death of stephen gately in his spanish villa, stars of the screen have been paying tribute. Ronan Keating said he was gutted, louis walsh said he was devistated and michael barrymore said he was innocent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy689 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 What do Ayrton Senna and Stephen Gately have in common?They both died with skidmarks on their helmets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StarletRick Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 rforofol. youre such a prick kennedy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bildo Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 What do Ayrton Senna and Stephen Gately have in common?They both died with skidmarks on their helmets.That's amazing.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 What do Ayrton Senna and Stephen Gately have in common?They both died with skidmarks on their helmets.Hate to say it but thats fucking funny!!Ayrton's a legend though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STEVO9000 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 A spokes man for Gately's death refused to comment of any plans about the funeral however it was revealed that Gately will not be burried in a foil container with a flimsy lid unlike traditional faggots. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smithy_dub Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Lets all stop making Boyzone jokes, after all, I think we say it best...When we say nothing at all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WallaceGlanza Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Lets all stop making Boyzone jokes, after all, I think we say it best...When we say nothing at all.Its not doing anyone any harm.... it's only words. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Russleh Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 i think it was a reference to the song by ronan keating Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nickep91 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 im pretty sure the last comment was a song reference 2 mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 yeh it was a joke on top of a joke bud lol reread it you'll get it haha funny as fuck but as lew said the michael jackson ones came out so much quickeri got sent one just one hour after it was announced he had died lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 They all rolled onto phones within a day for Mikey Jacko, but Steve took a while.Is there sitting here, laughing awkwardly, thinking "who the fuck is Stephen Gately?"?I was just talking to a gay friend of mine about the death of Stephen Gately. Apparently asking "how are your lot taking it?" is not a good question to ask.A post-mortem is to be carried out this week to determine how Boyzone star Stephen Gately died. My money is firmly on "He stopped breathing."So, Stephen Gately is dead then. Its the fans I feel sorry for. Can't be easy having bad taste in music.Everybody heard the shocking news about Stephen Gately? I can't believe hes gay.Whats pink and goes round and round on a carousel? Stephen Gately's suitcase.Stephen Gately is truely gutted that he can't meet Michael Jackson in heaven. Jacko is banned from the Boys Zone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
laurenceharding Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 stephen gatelys death was a result of conversation between god and micheal jackson,when micheal was asked what he wanted in his new house in heaven he asked for a little boy zone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 haha these are all class lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pallett Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 steven gateleys family have asked for nobody to bring flowers to the funeral, its already going to be full of pansies.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Who actually cares about this cunt? :harhar: The jokes are funny for the first 5 minutes and then it's boring... same as Jade Goody and all the rest of them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BAZ2CRAZY Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Its not doing anyone any harm.... it's only words. :harhar:i think it was a reference to the song by ronan keating Haha qualityMitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wg daz Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 yup he died with brown mess all over his bum cheakes. george mickel was careless with his whisper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 haha thats ^^^ been used so many times in different jokes lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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