Scott-EP Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Lets see if anyone's heard some funny one's when they've been out clubbing..You know what im on about when you go into the Loo and the blokes like No Splash, No Gash Share what ever one's you've heard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 No soap no hope, thats what they guy in the club near me always says Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sanchez Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Ah no splash no gash, an old classic of the toilet attendant hahaguy in my local club use ''no spray no lay'' and ''wash your fingers for the mingers''' haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ollie ryan Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 'no armani no punani' is the favourite of the guy in the clubs near me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 "Freshen up for poonani" and sings a little song Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryan lang Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 cant say ive ever seen a toilet attendant :/ apart from the cleaner but hes a special boy lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starbuck Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 "Freshen up for poonani" and sings a little song Ahhhh... the annoyance of any night out. Specially when they turn the hand driers off and break the sink furthest away from them!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee_EP82 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 'Freshen up for punani' song'Splash for the gash''No spray your gay''Wash your finger for the minger' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott-EP Posted January 30, 2011 Author Share Posted January 30, 2011 They do my head in to be honest but it does make me laugh with the things they say Clean your toe's for the Hoe's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cazzac2222 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 "Freshen up for poonani" and sings a little song Hahahaha Yeah thats the one at the local lolFreshen Up, Freshen Up for the Pooooonaaani!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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LukeSR Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Hahahaha Yeah thats the one at the local lolFreshen Up, Freshen Up for the Pooooonaaani!!!Thats the one, brilliant lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Driver Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Haha youve allready said all the ones i can think of Leroy in POP Rotherham was telling me him and his attendant mates swap them all time haha (his name isnt leroy but thats what i call him as it seemed suiting and he said its better then his own name !!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bucketep91 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 i hate those little basterds! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BigMan Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 i hate those little basterds!x2! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan-11 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 The ones in my local night club dont say anything lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hazzagray Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Lol! I hate those guys.... you go for a piss just wanna dry your hand and they thrust shitter roll at you and expect to get paid for it!Love those little songs though! If I think of any more I'll add it in, you lot have got most of them! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Misterdan88 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 freshen up for punani, punani, punanifreshen up for punaniwe love pussy!its somthing along those lines loland no spray no lay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kingcarr Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 No pinky, for the stinky!The ones round here are quite good lol they will sing to whatever son is playing! Can't think of one that they do though... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 LOL pretty much the same as what has already been said EDIT - freshen up for a rub is quite popular down here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bartrumboi Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Don't you know to freshen up, you gotta freshen up .............. song Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Josh@TunerLifestyle Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 haha these people are quality! round my area if you tip them they spray you with aftershave then give you a lollypop! winning combo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan507 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Never been clubbing as im only 17 so i have know idea what you guys are on about Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ollie ryan Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 dan your missing outgot pretty drunk on saturday and went to the toilet ended up having about an hour long chat with the guy and gave him a £10 tipshit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 'no armani no punani' is the favourite of the guy in the clubs near meyep ours says something like that too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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