Need help with presents!

[Ry4nL23]

Right.. I know it's still a month away..but Valentine's is coming up, and with anything car related I'm proper organised..

But when it comes to presents I literally leave everything till the night before..so thought I would start a thread if anyone wanted to write down some suggestions..

Obvious ones are flowers and jewellery..

Before anyone suggests, I want a link to said to said dildo!

Cheers

[Azz]

A cushion for the missus for when she's in my v because she hates d2's haha to he fair I quite enjoy watching her bounce up and down !!

[pick1]

I always find having flowers delivered to em on valentines day works a treat

[Starbuck]

Nice meal out.

[Ry4nL23]

She will be having flowers..couple of red roses should secure a BJ. .

And I thought about the meal..just she eats healthy, and won't eat anything spicy...would feel like a right dick ordering some rabbit food for her..

[daniel_g]

Well my missus is getting an apron and a nice new set of kitchen utensils to cook with LOL. Should secure a slap.

[Ry4nL23]

I actually got her a non-stick frying pan.. I would make a sexist remark, but I can't fault her, I start work at 6 every morning, and always there is bacon sandwiches and a cup of coffee ready for me, and sandwiches are always made ready for dinner

[palmer_starlet]

Best option is go to your local bakers boys and ask them to make some nice cupcakes with something nice on the top shows that you have put some thought into it and also pick up a bacon egg and bap for yourself WIN WIN ha!

[Malcolm GT]

These are brilliant, securing a bj made me laugh so hard!!!

Got to be flowers delivered to work, sex defo on the cards

[Ry4nL23]

The cake idea its pretty good, like get it personalised with a name on top

The only thing is we live across the road from a florist, and still want to charge me £3 delivery to literally walk across a road!! so might make the most of it and deliver them to her work

Cheers guys

[PaulStarletSR]

had to laugh at some of the above comments boys lol

im kinda fucked because my mrs will be in college on V day and i wana have some flowers dropped off to her and she goes between different rooms durin the course of her day so im thinkin i should go to the college and find her main room and grab a lassie in the corridor and get her to go into her classroom and deliver them.

then later money permittin, il be takin her to dinner and shell come home to more roses in my house and rose petals on the bed...........

if i dont get sexy time after all this id be shocked lol

Edited January 19, 2013 by PaulStarletSR

[iamlegend]

a massive green vainy dildo

Edited January 19, 2013 by iamlegend

[Matt1878]

a massive green vainy dildo

X2 except ill be getting her a purple one

[Ry4nL23]

Paul if you don't get sexy time after all that..I'll do it, seems like a lot of work to go to waste ;)

We need links boys for dildo' s! I'm afraid of getting her a big one, just incase she won't have any need for me anymore..think I'll play it safe and get a 3"

[daniel_g]

Well since there is dildo chat, for those of you who haven seen this topic LOL. Have a read, laughs start about halfway down first page.

http://www.ukstarletowners.com/topic/27491-game-im-addicted-to-also-how-farmboy-fcked-up/

[scottyb]

Valentines day is an absolute pain in the tits! Im shite with presents and i cba spending money on pointless shit for her haha.

Altho the gf doesnt see it the same way so i suppose ill have to get her something! Nae doubt be a card and some me to you bear or sumin. Bitches love me to you bears.

[Liam_D]

Really struggling this year! Spoilt her for christmas and she got everything she wanted. And its her birthday in february.

Flowers delivered to work will be a definate though