lukEp Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 (edited) Sprinkle lots of pepper round the edge of your garden. The smell will put them off. Edited January 22, 2016 by lukEp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StuDoc 72 Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Ive two cats, all cats are retards and shit everywhereLol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pete_A Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 And pepper and oilbas oil helps. And a hose pipe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whitenoize Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Pepper spray Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neilsmith Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Shoot the fucking cunts!! Had one sitting on my bonnet a few months back when I pulled up from work one Friday afternoon, still haven't managed to get a hold of it but it's cards are marked!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_g Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Throw chilli powder in their eyes, it wont kill them, it will just blind them for a while. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
akyakapotter Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Mine sat on my chest the other night wanted my seat was scared for my life. little fucker is unpredictable lol I find a water pistol works well used to get one in the house with ours untill I sprayed it with water a few times. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morgey Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 I love how everyone hates them lol. At my house a cat on the bonnet is the least of your worries, trees, stray cars, neighbours playing cricket, kids on an embankment that could easily throw rocks down at them, random horses, cows, geese and i even have chickens try and peck them some times. So in the scale of things some muddy paw prints are nothig to worry about Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pete_A Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Shit morgy, u from luton or glasgow?? Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morgey Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Neither, Norfolk 😂😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_g Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Shit morgy, u from luton or glasgow?? LolNobody plays cricket in Glasgow haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wickedep Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 precisely why i don't like cats...had a neighborhood cat (unsure which neighbor was the owner) and it would sleep on my car and shit all over my yard..tried chasing it off a few times...but he kept coming back. honestly dont mind the shitting and the sleeping on the car...but the little twink used to sharpen its claws in my bumper..now thats where i draw the line...i had no choice but to bust the air rifle out... sorry animal lovers! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aleximport25 Posted January 23, 2016 Author Share Posted January 23, 2016 (edited) They jump off my fence onto the roof of our cars I've polished out most of the scratches but still. I wouldn't mind picking up the shit if it was my cat or dog but it's literally a mine field of other cats shit. I'll end up scooping it up and dividing it between my neighbours and giving it back Edited January 23, 2016 by aleximport25 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whitenoize Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 (edited) Speak the neighbors dude it's not on if your garden is full of shit especially if you have kids or anything that would be playing in the garden if all else fails get pictures and complain to the council they will have to do something about it even more so if they are causing damage to your property scratching cars etc you shouldn't have to put up with it Edited January 23, 2016 by Whitenoize Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aleximport25 Posted January 23, 2016 Author Share Posted January 23, 2016 I've a feeling they will say how do you know it's ours since so many people have cats local. In the summer we left the back door open. One decided to come in go upstairs and get under our bed. Was a nightmare to get out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whitenoize Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Only thing you can do is try and get pictures or complain to the council then mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R34GTt Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 It's a problem you are never going to solve. Lots of people have cats as loving family pets (me included) and if some people are seriously doing some of the things that they have mentioned in this thread - you want to get a grip. We rescued our cat as a 6 week old kitten after some lowlife left him abandoned outside to starve to death in the middle of the freezing winter and we wouldn't change him for the world. He's our family pet which we have been through so much with and my son adores him. People should remember that these are people's family pets. And for the record, by cat only goes in our back garden and even comes inside for a shit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ollieh17 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Best bet is get a dog, cant blame a dog for what it does if a cat enters your house! Cats should be kept on leads and taken outside not left to roam around just because its easy for the owners. Hoe can you say your cat only shits in your garden? If its allowed to roam you have no idea where it suits. Thats what gets to me about cat owners Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mugzy Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 water pistol works perfectly. I tell my neighbours to squirt my cats with one if they don't want them in the garden Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whitenoize Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 It's a problem you are never going to solve. Lots of people have cats as loving family pets (me included) and if some people are seriously doing some of the things that they have mentioned in this thread - you want to get a grip. We rescued our cat as a 6 week old kitten after some lowlife left him abandoned outside to starve to death in the middle of the freezing winter and we wouldn't change him for the world. He's our family pet which we have been through so much with and my son adores him. People should remember that these are people's family pets. And for the record, by cat only goes in our back garden and even comes inside for a shit! that's all well and good but it doesn't mean they should have free reign to shit all over this fellas garden and scratch up his car family pet or not lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aleximport25 Posted January 23, 2016 Author Share Posted January 23, 2016 I do understand that these are all peoples loved pets. But it's bloody annoying for me this I why I asked for humane ways of sorting it. It's not like the owners car tell the cat off or warn it 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_g Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 A laser pen to the eye is quite humain, use a green 50mW one and it will only slightly blind the cat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
5e colin Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I do understand that these are all peoples loved pets. But it's bloody annoying for me this I why I asked for humane ways of sorting it. It's not like the owners car tell the cat off or warn it or trow rocks at it only have to hit it 1s wont come back / stinking rodents Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pdg190 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Citronella spray. Girlfriends a vet nurse, says it's the best/most humane deterrent there is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StuDoc 72 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 (edited) Shit are they family pets.........I didn't realise. In that case its fine, let them shite everywhere and scratch people's property if only I had known. Lol fuck that shoot the rodents. I'm sure if I went about shiting in my neighbours gardens there would be consequences. If a dog shites anywhere its a £50 fine. But no you cant punish a cat that someone's pet lol. Edited January 25, 2016 by StuDoc 72 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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