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ah rubix you were funny as fuck mate, clutching a bottle of....um...i dont know what....explaining about how much you'd drank, whilst trying to understand where or who you were. it was mint.

yeah ive turned into a black man, its rediculous how sunny it was. i'm now the new member of boyz 2 men, the sun raped me that much. it wont happen next year, so thank fuck we all rinsed it out and enjoyed it to the max. was lush. louis, you were pwning it around in that tank top, you sexy welsh mother fucker.

mate i thought they arrived together, if i knew they'd just started pieing i would have watched.

bill ftw.

ye, we could have pied.

mate, you died at our camp site, ofcourse we're gonna talk about it. it was awesome.

be up soon, smash new posts in a bit

see the post by rick regarding tc camps, we can all smash it up together boys

ye stand of the show is a bit OTT, considering the rest of the clubs are like, insanely large, they're basically businesses in their own rights, we will however make it even better than this year, because we concentrate on having fun, which we all seem to do very, very well.

dan, i bet you're still fucking eating. you massive pile of muscles. you pulled did you? that is lush, we were too busy ruining our bowels with dirty thatchers to have any idea what was going on. you are a top bloke though, wouldn't have invited you to sit with us during dinner if we didn't think so. top bunch of lads.

no it was great mate, he was just throwing up in his own mouth, then eating it again, whilst rolling around in his own piss. i think someone even heard him say he'd shat himself. he was the life and the soul of the party, basically. it was great boys, we will discuss the hoodie situation soon (when we're not feeling like we've been date raped) and it'll get sent out to the winner. bill will be getting one when we have some more made up, he is the winner in that respect, although the actual prize will still go to someone, we just haven't decided yet as there were so many people that were awesome. if i could have given one out to everyone without going bankrupt, i would have, it was that good.

hahaha mate you shoulda just been like, mate, slow down you crazy bristolian cunt.

hahahaha heather, you are ube. did you really struggle with my accent? thats so mint ^;

we honestly haven't decided whos getting it yet, however its VERY close running. we'll talk about it this week and get it in the post for the winner later on in the week. mate, testes on back ftw ^;

geo, i just remembered the photos you took. you have to upload them, i beg you. ohh my god!!, i bet they're fucking awesome.

Vagina. No mate its just like, Glanza V. there's only two models, glanza v and glanza s, the s is the naturally aspirated version, basically a 100bhp non-turbo, but with all the glanza body stuff.

considering she'll be your age, i.e about 8, yes she should, so i can pie the shit out of her.

you aint ready for what we have planned, there will be a separate TC stand to clear up the uksc stand a bit (as we wont have any starlets) but it'll definately be alongside UKSC, like we'll spends all our time with you boys, but our cars will be at the TC stand. organisation of everything else was perfect this year, marquee and pitch were mint. who needs lights when you have bourkey's misses trying to shove your cock in another mans bumhole. genius.

you're both awesome, and the pics really are lush, i even look like i have an invisible penis in my mouth in one of them. lush.

rob i fucking love you mate. move down south you prick, you'd make it a much better place down here.

joey, yeah we pwned the burgers to everyone, we were basically a mobile mcdonalds. you're all vultures.

its because you didnt camp. prick.

yup, there you go mate

companies/people who say its a lightweight edition are just trying to explain why they don't have any of the kit they should usually come with, they ARE poverty spec models, thats it at the end of the day, if they were lightweight models then they'd have gone to alot more effort at reducing weight, frp all over the show, removing that stupid solid rear beam that weighs more than the moon etc. they're still glanza's at the end of the day, just dont pay over the odds for it because its not a special edition, by any stretch of the imagination.

mate, there is no logical scientific explanation for how we managed to get them to do what happened, it was basically a complete fucking mental time warp, once in a lifetime thing. Either that, or we're just so awesome that we'll do shit like that every time we sniff de thatchers. those pictures will easily be the best pictures in history, we must all bombard banzai with emails to get them uploaded, and then to do a FULL magazine feature on the TC glanza, as the little prick deserves it.