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Jesus that is funny!!!! I once heard of a guy who wanted to flush his engine in the US, so stuck a hose down the oil filler cap. I can't believe we share the same planet as these idiots. I know you have to start somewhere but that is taking it too far . Bourkey

So you are the prick who gave one to Ricky!!!! I could have killed him the little feck!!! I really fell for it. Thought i'd won £50k. I laughed after as it is an awesome trick ;). Bourkey

Yeah i understand you can't see more damage but it is what you can't see that could be the killer ;). The rolling shell has Tein HA Coilovers on it but they could do with refurbishing. He said he would happily take around £650 with the Coilovers or £500 without. PM me if you are interested and Iâ??ll sort it out for you . Bourkey

hahahahahahahaha ;) This is just awesome!!!! Bourkey

Just found the second reply to this ;) Dear PC ??????? First of all I would like to thank you for the speedy response to my original e-mail. 16 hours and 38 minutes must be a personal record for Bodmin Police Station, and rest assured that I will forward these details to Norris McWhirter for inclusion in his next Guinness book. Secondly I was delighted to hear that our street has its own Community Beat Officer. May I be the first to congratulate you on your covert skills? In the five or so years I have lived in St Mary's Crescent , I have never seen you. Do you hide up a tree or have you g

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He aint offended. He just emailed me saying it was brilliant and the best topic ever . Bourkey

Please don't . Let more see it. Bourkey

Who ever did this is a legend!!! KEEP IT KEEP IT . Bourkey

Saw this a while back. I nearly died when i first read it. funny stuff!!! Bourkey

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is going be shocked!!!!!! Bourkey

Looking at that mate personally i think it is way more hassle than the car would be worth. It is possible but looking at the amount of damage to it, it would be an uneconomical repair. There could even be hidden damge you can't see. Imagine if you had another bump and the car fell to pieces due to weaker than standard welds or more damage. These cars already don't fair too well in accidents as it is. Like Dean said, his mate has got a mint rolling shell and i've seen it and it is spotless. I'd go for that instead . Bourkey

Sorry bud but that is a pretty rare item and i doubt you will persuade any owner of one to let it go. Trust me i spent 2 years trying to get one. I nearly bought a car off eBay with one on it once just so i could take the splitter off . Bourkey

I had a Toad AI606. Never had one problem ;). Bourkey

Jesus christ!!!! Bourkey

Awesome i know ;). I have a few others in my favourites but they take an eternity to load on my old shite computer. I'll get my laptop back from smashing it (whoopps) soon so will get some more up ;). Bourkey

Ouch!!! I hate twats that jump red lights. He must have been hit hard in the side!!! Side impacts are the worst as you have so little protecting you whereas a front or rear you have quite a lot of car to go through before any serious injury occurs. Im sure i can sort him a claim if he wants one ;). Some funds for a new project ;). Bourkey

Jesus these are some good tunes you lot have found. I like the simplicity of this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFW4LqsTPO0 Bourkey

Different sirens and colours for different purposes. See brilliant idea!! Bourkey

I know it will be impossible to get a huge siren that jumps out of the screen and screams your "YOUR INBOX IS FULL!!!!!" as i really wish but anything as close as i think would be a benifit . Bourkey

Bumpy bumpy . Bourkey

Bump! :surrender: Bourkey

All i remember was it was late and i got very confused . God i had some fun on here. I remember spamming lots of topics as well with someone else as well. Oooops im doing it again . Bourkey

;) I've just found this as you asked about it. I REALLY think i was being sarcastic there . But without Asad's picture im afriad i can't help. Bourkey

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