Make A Sentance From These Lol

[bucketep91]

WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR SURNAME?

A- I ATE..

B- I LICKED..

C- I SAT ON..

D- I PEED ON..

E- I HUMPED..

F- I CHASED..

G- I TACKLED..

H- I $HAT ON..

I- I STALKED..

J- I RAW AWAY WITH..

K- I FELL IN LOVE WITH..

L- I HAD A CRUSH ON..

M- I W4NK3D OVER..

N- I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..

O- I PUNCHED..

P- I BIT..

Q- I SCREAMED AT..

R- I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..

S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..

T- I TIED UP..

U- I HAD 69 WITH..

V- I SUCKED..

W- I POKED..

X- I SLEPT WITH..

Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..

Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..

FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME...

A- A PROSTITUTE..

B- MY TEACHER..

C- GEORGE BUSH..

D- A RAT..

E- A TRAMP..

F- A SHEEP..

G- MY PLUMBER..

H- MY COMPUTER..

I- MY FINGERS..

J- A RABBIT..

K- A LEMMING..

L- AN APPLE..

M- TONY BLAIR..

N- A VIBRATOR..

O- A DILDO..

P- A MOVIESTAR..

Q- MY EX..

R- A BANANA..

S- A CUCUMBER..

T- A TUB OF VASELINE..

U- A PORNSTAR..

V- MY BARBIEDOLL..

W- AN ACTION MAN..

X- SOME CHEESE..

Y- A RANDOM GUY..

Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..

NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...

RED- IN A TAXI..

BLUE- IN A BUSH..

GREEN- IN THE BATH..

BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..

WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..

PINK- ON LIVE TV..

BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..

PURPLE- ON THE BUS..

YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..

GREY- UNDER A COW..

ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..

OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..

NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...

BLONDE- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!

BLACK- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!

BROWN- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!

GINGER- BECAUSE I'M MAD!

RED- BECAUSE I'M BORED OF THE USUAL!

STRAWBERRY BLONDE- BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER!

NOW STICK ALL YOUR RESULTS TOGETHER TO MAKE A SENTENCE

ill start lol

i wanked over my computer when i was 5 because i was high on cocaine

[ryan lang]

i had a random affair with a guy in my parents bedroom because it turned me on

not looking to good for me

[riko666]

I tied a vibrator in my Parents' bedroom because it seemed a good idea at the time.

Sounds like me

[bucketep91]

haha we should quote that and put it on your sig riko )

[Driver]

I STALKED A PROSTITUTE IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!

Oh my god, story of my life haha

[james@cjperformance]

i stalked a prostitute in a bush because it turned me on

[joel_ep91]

i ate a dildo under a cow because it seemed like a good idea at the time !

ohh dear god why did i do this

joel

[pr1ince]

i had a affair with a prostitute under a cow because it seemed like a good idea at the time

:)

[Ryan5793]

i peed on a random guy when i was five because it turned me on.

ahaa. what can i say

[ollie ryan]

I AT AN APPLE WHEN I WAS 5 BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON

to e honest sound bout fucking right lol

[Raz]

I RAW AWAY WITH A PROSTITUTE UNDER A COW. BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!

rofl! Make more of these

[lukEp]

I POKED A PORNSTAR BEHIND YOUR SOFA BECAUSE I'M MAD!

Best one so far I think!!

[Josh@TunerLifestyle]

i wanked over a dildo on live tv because it turned me on? oh dear!

[Dan Evans]

I ate a prostitute behind your sofa because i was high on cocaine!!!

[Nads]

I MADE A MOVE ON RAT IN A BUSH BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON !!!!!!!

i know i do crazy shit when im pissed.. but FUCK! didnt know i liked rats

[Blitz]

I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A TRAMP IN A PIGSTY BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!

[B11G KY]

I LICKED A RANDOM GUY IN A TAXI BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!

lol

[Blitz]

ky link me up to that topic we were talking bout the other day i cant find it dudey

[Shib786]

I had an affair with my computer in a bush...Fuck my life.

[Nanglebadger]

I TACKLED MY COMPUTER IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!

...and i enjoyed it....

Phil.

[fulham4eva]

i peed on a dildo in a bush because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

cant help myself lol

[yaristurbo]

I POKED A PROSTITUTE UNDER A COW BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON. hmmmmmmmmmm

[lukerobz]

I liked a pornstar wen I was 5 because.I was high on cocaine

lol

wat can I say I started young lol

[Liam_D]

I MADE A MOVE ON MY FINGERS IN A BUSH BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!

LOL!!

Epic Thread.

[durmz]

i had a one night stand with my computer in my parents room because it turned me on