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went to the petrol station today to be greeted by a dirty stinking little chav who was like wowwww awesome, is it a micra!

felt like running him over the arsewipe, but i was the bigger man and laughed and just told him he wouldnt understand :D

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Lol I've had it aswel mate, i got what made you put a body kit on a micra for is that what the called them a nissan micra glanzaV! yes mate the called nissan mirca glanzaV but i fitted a toyota badge on it for the crack you knob! then he got the suprise of his life when i pulled his little pants down and spanked his lilly white anal my little mirca with a bodykit spat aload of stones all over his fresh paint on his series 1 escort rs turbo my little ct9 sucked him in and didnt leave go :-)

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ive been asked if the gt is a suzuki baleno.

i always thought the glanza looks like a berlingo that someone stood on the roof off haha.

:D

I've never had anyone Compare the GT with something.. But everyone around here says Glanza's are Glorified Micra's.. Just a car Made for granny's that want abit of performance haha :p

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oh the joys of owning an ep70,

people just say "nice car mate.... er what is it"

my reply "an '85 starlet"

people "woooaaahhhhh... whats one of them"

although my uncle keeps calling it a toyota micra cause my dad had a micra k10 just before i bought this!!

and one of my mates cant seem to say the word starlet and always calls it a starlight, and sometimes scarlet

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Most embarrising thing happened to me when at Llandow on a trackday last sat.

I was going around the track and then all of a sudden I got black flagged. I went back to the paddock, checked my car over as I was worried it was leaking or something,but couldnt see anything :D As I was standing there thinking WTF the head marshall went on the tannoy system and goes "attention paddock, attention paddock. Will the driver and passenger of the white Nissan please make their way to the tower" !!!!!!!!

I FELT LIKE CRYING!!!

But oh well. My MICRA showed a lot of nobs up with much better cars :p

(Oh and the black flag was because my mate was holding a tiny camera in his hand lol)

adam

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Most embarrising thing happened to me when at Llandow on a trackday last sat.

I was going around the track and then all of a sudden I got black flagged. I went back to the paddock, checked my car over as I was worried it was leaking or something,but couldnt see anything :D As I was standing there thinking WTF the head marshall went on the tannoy system and goes "attention paddock, attention paddock. Will the driver and passenger of the white Nissan please make their way to the tower" !!!!!!!!

I FELT LIKE CRYING!!!

But oh well. My MICRA showed a lot of nobs up with much better cars :p

(Oh and the black flag was because my mate was holding a tiny camera in his hand lol)

adam

I'd have stayed where I was until they came to get you.

When questioned I would have said "Well you didn't call me - I don't own a Nissan!" haha!

Had my V compared to a Micra before - and a Corsa :D BLIND!!!

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I dont know why you guys get annoyed... i remember some folk slagging my car off & would bum up there own car..

when it came down to it... id fly passed them.. id just reply.. your "beast" of a car just got ripped by a micra ohh how embarassing.

call my car a micra.. it still beat 90% of what it came up against.

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