Turbo Goose Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I was looking at my deformed fingers today and thought I would post a topic about your worst injurys...When I was 13 I chopped the ends of my fingers off in a trials bike chain. They sort of grew back a little bit but I now have weird claws instead of nails an a bulbus tip at the end of my first finger lol !check it out.....And whats your worst injuries? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stavros Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Torn delt whilst deadlifting, 4 months of therapy only to go and dislocate my shoulder with full rotation... back to square one. The pain and healing process was worse than any bone i'd ever broken. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyD Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 cut 3 arteries and the ulnar nerve in my right arm blood pissing out like water from a tap! that'll teach me for play fighting Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bucketep91 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I was at a party in livingston a few years ago i got pushed and fell through a glass table and a tumbler came through with me, the tumbler broke apart leaving the base and a 4 inch point! It stuck right into my right arse cheek lolI was off my tits at the time and pulled it out, people where screaming at me 1 girl was sick! Was a great night considering Had to drive the next day when i sobered up back to glasgow and got 10 stitches. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MARC MOSS Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Dived into a swimming pool at my mums in Portugal and hit the underwater step face on pissed ...27 stitches later I was fine ish, filled the pool with blood emergency surgery the fuckin lot I now have a scar from the middle of my eyebrows to the top of my ear I'll dig a picture out later Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Turbo Goose Posted February 5, 2012 Author Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) Some good ones comin here lol.I never got a pic of mine when I first did it but the hospital did. My veins and nerves were dangling out my fingers lol. My mate pushed the bike home with my finger still caught in the chain so it kept going round and round, nice one mate! Edited February 5, 2012 by Haresign Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lew777 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 i had a bad paper cut the other day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Turbo Goose Posted February 5, 2012 Author Share Posted February 5, 2012 They're the worst Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Socks Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I have a 5inch scar under my upper arm/arm pit.My parents picked me up wen I was about 4 and noticed a massive lump. It got cut out...Didnt feel a thing haha.Had so many little injuries working on cars tho haha! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cazzac2222 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Haresign, my mae did the exact same thing but only lost his middle finger, how did you do it because to this day im still confused how you can be riding a bike and manage to get your finger cought in the chain and cog :SReading this kind of stuff gives me shivers, im sooo crap when it comes to reading about blood and gor hahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hou Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Rugby injuries in the last 5 years:Dislocated both thumbs (at different times)Broken noseDislocated hipSnapped my wristTorn patella tendonHip was the worst by far Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyD Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 (edited) i also have a metal plate in my ankle from where i suffered a double fracture and dislocation skinning someone playing football and what makes it worse is that a week after the operation, a couple of screws from the plate came through my skin Edited February 9, 2012 by mattyD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Taggy Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I may as well join in, snapped my leg and broke my tibia and fibula on my works christmas party pissed!, had to have long pins put in and it took about 6 months to walk again, i was stuck in bed for 2 months!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
*Zoe* Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I had a nasty fall of my long board not long ago doing about 20-25mph down i little hill and came of with no padding on except my sliding gloves.Elbow broke my fall not good, then my head. i was pretty lucky must have bones of steel because didnt break anything lol Just twisted the the muscels in my left leg, my right knee was swollen, couldnt bend my elbow for about a week and still really sore for ages after that, took the skin of my right hip, neck killed and quite a bit of blood Walked like quasismodo for about a week but alight and only got little scares now.i'll post the pics later.I may as well join in, snapped my leg and broke my tibia and fibula on my works christmas party pissed!, had to have long pins put in and it took about 6 months to walk again, i was stuck in bed for 2 months!!How?? thats pretty heavy for a christmas do! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Taggy Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 i still dont 100% know how it happened, was on wind street with my mates, we were all in a big circle with our arms on each other shoulders bouncing around and next thing, snap!. I think one of the lads accidently stamped on my shin as we were going off a kerb.I must have been in shock or somthing because it didnt hurt at all, i had to have an ambulance onto windstreet with tons of people around, was on the old gas and air too, high as a kite! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hou Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Gas and air rocks, they gave me it while they straightened my wrist (bones were sat on top of each other) and we were all in tears in the room because I kept taking the gas out and saying funny things Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morgey Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Haha you guys are nuts, I've never broken a bone ever. I did manage to cut down to the bone of my thumb on a bandsaw at work. Tried to get a plaster but they insisted I went to the doctors, I was the first emergency of our freshly opened surgery the same day ended up in hospital with 2 stitches and an xray to find out it took a chunk out of the bone.Other than that I've had 1 bent collar bone aged 5 and thats it.Only other visit to a hospital was when I had kidney stones 3 days before I went on holiday to zante greece. By far the worse pain I've ever felt, was told by doctors its the equivilant to child birth or being shot, plus theres nothing they can do about them, so spent half my holiday in aggony and the other half wasted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jamie1st Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I may as well join in, snapped my leg and broke my tibia and fibula on my works christmas party pissed!, had to have long pins put in and it took about 6 months to walk again, i was stuck in bed for 2 months!! Where do you work!? Heavy sesh!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jamie1st Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Broke hand and wrist racing motocross.Worst injury though was flat out on a push bike, came short on a huge jump, landed on my head. Was sat like a potato for weeks on end. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hou Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 A friend broke both of his wrists, riding a pushbike down a straight road at a normal speed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morgey Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Worst injury I know of was a lad who went to the same college as me put a industrial gearbox down on one of his balls, crushing it completely. He was on bizzare ER when they were at norfolk and norwich hospital.... I wouldnt wish that on anyone!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
turbo Grant Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Saw my knee cap when I crashed my super moto into an rx8. Clipped the o/s/r with my left knee whitch slammed me into the back of the car. Smashing the rear window with my face and creased the roof flipped me over the car and landed in front of the car. The car came off worse than me. Only had 7 stitches. I just bounce. Was on some paramedic program but never seen it. Was a blue rx8 Amy my bike had orange and black plastics with a chrome frame if any one has seen it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Turbo Goose Posted February 9, 2012 Author Share Posted February 9, 2012 Haresign, my mae did the exact same thing but only lost his middle finger, how did you do it because to this day im still confused how you can be riding a bike and manage to get your finger cought in the chain and cog :SReading this kind of stuff gives me shivers, im sooo crap when it comes to reading about blood and gor hahahaMy chain guard was made of plastic and snapped. So i put my fingers down and beofre I knew it they were gone.The reason was because on the trial bike I had, the freewheel was on the front (where you pedal) and was solid sprocket at the back so when you stopped peddling the chain would still be going round. Dragged my fingers straight through Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ro55ifumi Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Bike Injury's, road and motorcrossBroken Neck c1Broken FemurBroken wrist twiceBoth Collar bones numerous timesBroken Tibia an FibiaBroken Knuckle Right HandNumerous skin loss, gravel rash!!Forgot to Add Pulmonary Embolism (coughing up blood) meaning 12 months on warfin And now knee problemsAn still got back on!!!John Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hou Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 We have a winner!How's the knee John? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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