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ok some of you may know that im at collage part time doing a sofware degree, well i was in class earlier :lol:

and left the class to do a dump in the bogs, i was bursting ;)

jumped up from the back of the class, stroled confidently to the front turned to head out the door,

triped up, cought the trip by runnning then hit the deck with a wee squeeker of a fart as i went through the door,

needless to say when i walked back into the room my complection was slightly red, ;) :)

fuckin lases!!

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hahahahahahahahaah

a girl once ran at me to give me a big hug and hit me so hard that she made me do a wew fart lol

it happens to the best of us just have to laff it off

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oh sorry enzo i had to laugh at that ;) :) ;) :lol:

thats embarrassing alrite..at least u have enough humour to post it.

Posted

Haha i was in fits mate, both funny storys.

I got an embrassing one from when i was at college.

But its quite long...

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These things happen all the time down at the gym...you're there, looking good for the ladies, you tense up ready to do a dumbell curl and show all the lovely ladies your bicep of steel and *pfffft*

Never good.

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A seperate story, but just as embarrassing...when I was a youngster, like 6 or something (it wasn't last week honest) I needed a dump, proper turtles head moment, I was playing outside the front of the house with friends..

Started to run to the house to take said dump, singing 'Ain't nothing gonna break my Stride' by Matthew Wilder (I'm an 80s kid) to myself as I went, feeling all awesome (oh the irony).

Get about 10m from the front door and oops...oh dear, I appear to have shit my kecks. :lol:

Obviously, the singing stopped and I kind of did that ass clench penguin shuffle the rest of the way to minimise the damage.

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Get about 10m from the front door and oops...oh dear, I appear to have shit my kecks. :lol:

Obviously, the singing stopped and I kind of did that ass clench penguin shuffle the rest of the way to minimise the damage.

LMAO ;)

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lol, yea was a total embarrasement but found myself laughing uncontrolably down the hall lol

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