Guest Enzo Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 ok some of you may know that im at collage part time doing a sofware degree, well i was in class earlier and left the class to do a dump in the bogs, i was bursting ;) jumped up from the back of the class, stroled confidently to the front turned to head out the door,triped up, cought the trip by runnning then hit the deck with a wee squeeker of a fart as i went through the door,needless to say when i walked back into the room my complection was slightly red, ;) fuckin lases!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bourkey Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Smooth.I would have paid to have seen that. We all have our red faced moments.Bourkey. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintin_SR Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 hahahahahahahahaah a girl once ran at me to give me a big hug and hit me so hard that she made me do a wew fart lol it happens to the best of us just have to laff it off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SiCaln Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 ah that mustv been priceless mate rofl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nic1.3 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 oh sorry enzo i had to laugh at that ;) ;) thats embarrassing alrite..at least u have enough humour to post it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shelly_star Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Shhhheeeetttttt that's funny stuff made me chuckle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I seriously was laughing at that ~( I have a wild imagination) ;) And at yours tintin I wouldnt have went back ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz's GlanzaV Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!!!!! !Brilliant ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Haha i was in fits mate, both funny storys.I got an embrassing one from when i was at college.But its quite long... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 serious LOL here...and keep talkin Gaz lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Idrees Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Yeah Gaz share it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mart Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Brilliant mate, Just spent the last min laughing. Sorry but I could picture the whole scene... Haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Spill Gaz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BoostJunkie Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 ;) P.M.S.L here mate it could have been worse if you were that desperate you could have followed through ;) . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightSpirit Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 These things happen all the time down at the gym...you're there, looking good for the ladies, you tense up ready to do a dumbell curl and show all the lovely ladies your bicep of steel and *pfffft*Never good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightSpirit Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 A seperate story, but just as embarrassing...when I was a youngster, like 6 or something (it wasn't last week honest) I needed a dump, proper turtles head moment, I was playing outside the front of the house with friends..Started to run to the house to take said dump, singing 'Ain't nothing gonna break my Stride' by Matthew Wilder (I'm an 80s kid) to myself as I went, feeling all awesome (oh the irony).Get about 10m from the front door and oops...oh dear, I appear to have shit my kecks. Obviously, the singing stopped and I kind of did that ass clench penguin shuffle the rest of the way to minimise the damage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nanglebadger Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 mark theres tears on my desk!!!! oh man, thats awesome, penguin shuffle!!!!!!!geo man i told this to the mrs last nite and she pissed herself, sorry man, but the mental pic of u doin that is shear quality!Phil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shelly_star Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Come on Gaz! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Get about 10m from the front door and oops...oh dear, I appear to have shit my kecks. Obviously, the singing stopped and I kind of did that ass clench penguin shuffle the rest of the way to minimise the damage. LMAO ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Markoos Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 That is hillarious! thanks for sharing!Markoos Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 NightSpirit - - - R.O.F.L Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SiCaln Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 ah thats awesome, well terrible but funny stuff none the less Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 hahahaha i always new you was a smooth playa with the ladies! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 should definitley make a sticky thread for everyones embarassing moments Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Enzo Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 lol, yea was a total embarrasement but found myself laughing uncontrolably down the hall lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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