Gainzy Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Been out the night quite a few birds out I'm canny greedy and want them all but what lad doesn't lol reds and blondes for me. So what extreme's have you been to to pull a bird any funny stories? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlegreenmonster Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Ask them to spell me,once they have said m e reply with "where is the d"When they say "there is no d in me" then reply with "but there will be later"Or point at one and shout grab a goat your cool then shout i meant grab a coat you have pulled always gets laughs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gainzy Posted July 3, 2015 Author Share Posted July 3, 2015 Jesus Christ on a bike! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aleximport25 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Excuse me but you have something on your arse ...... "What?" ......My hand ;-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
richglanzav Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 spot the fittest bird in the club. go up looking as cool as you can. put your hand on her lower back in the right spot - too high means you wanna be mates, too low means youre sleazy. whisper in her ear 'how about a threesome. you me and my dad'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
5e colin Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 fuck that just put an nast image in my head i need to go and get pissed now !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
_shaun_ Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 My favourite walk up to them and introduce yourself as follows. "Hi my names shaun remeber it you'll be screaming it later....." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_g Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I can run faster horny than you can run scared Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aleximport25 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I can run faster horny than you can run scared😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
richglanzav Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I can run faster horny than you can run scared haha awesome im trying that next weekend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SOG33K Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Hey have you ever been bush walking? Have you tripped on a log? How about a root? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bussey Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Get in the van Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arnold Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Go up to a woman and drink their drink, then offer to buy them one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gainzy Posted October 2, 2015 Author Share Posted October 2, 2015 Does this smell like Chloroform to you... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
akyakapotter Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_g Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Do you like heavy metal? Because i can teach you how to scream.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
akyakapotter Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
richglanzav Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 can we do atm tonight? haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 My favourite walk up to them and introduce yourself as follows."Hi my names shaun remeber it you'll be screaming it later....." I bought a T-shirt that had "remember my name because you'll be screaming it later" when I was about 15... The looks on my mothers face when she seen it!!! :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_g Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Have you heard of Sarah's law?... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Calum122 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight ROARING LMAO! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KieranBolton Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Go upto a girl... Ask her if she's ever heard of 60 second sex.... She says no You say "have you got a minute" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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