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Its funny.... because its so useless haha

The Worlds Most Useless Machine As me and Steve-GT found out last week... This is clearly the worlds most useless machine... Click For Youtube Video Steve wants one but just incase anyone else does... Now avaliable on ebay too! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Useless-Machine-...=item43ab366655 Enjoy

if anyone has pics... i dont mind resizing and cropping, labelling to suit if needs be... not a problem!

i found some receipts from japnease mcdonalds and yellow hat car parts....

thx! lol it will gotta be confident! all in good time my matey! Ive just polished it, looks loads better now!

head off, lay it on a bench.. poor oil onto valve.. see which 1 it leaks past... then reseat that valve

head off jobbie. but yes it is lew... labour intensive however...

ill haver £50 on it sparky it'd be smoking and using oil if it was ringland

cheers buddy means alot! got my velocity stack for the turbo now... Once this is fitted! Its mapping time Cant wait!

oh dear. that sucks... try pooring a egg cup full of oil down cyl 2 lew... if it improoves its piston/ring related... if it makes no difference... its headgasket/valve seat/top end issue... fingers crossed its top end!

Not too bothered, as long as its over 300bhp Ricky reckons 330-340bhp+ for sure!

na, leaving it bare matey, heat wrap is a bit of a pos imo aye, i would defo recommend it! You wont regret it Videos will be up in good time! haha, didnt hear you complaining... videos of wat xx All in good time! Aye, shud have freed it off a bit Velocity Stack should be here Wednesday!

Color is awesome buddy! I bet i could restore that color tho! Get some 2000grit wet n dry, wet sand the whole car. Then buff it with a wheel and ull be laughing

if my car is back in time

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=starlet lol

lol. will be engraved on casing of the pump dude

It should say Walbro or Sytec most likely if its an uprated one... If neather do most likely stock pumps! Get yourself 1 bought.. Annoys me when sellers lie about the spec of there cars! Argh yeh mayyte its got a K&N on it geeze and it adds like 20bhp..

Cheers Seba mate, back at you! Yes mate. 3" from turbo to exhaust tip!

Race Fuel doesnt make it comparable really... what did he pull on pump fuel...

keep ya eyes on this thread Bean mate In terms of bigger, it isnt that much bigger I dont believe. My original want was for 300bhp but not to lag like fook. This new turbo as Ricky explained, I sacrifice a bit more spool time for a bit more power. But being able to STILL spool just as fast as a td04 and yet produce alot more power is a pretty awesome.... Mapping is on the cards, just waiting for this to arrive.. Then we are good for mapping next week!

CHeers matey! Cheers Phil matey! Next on List Liam matey! Aye, love it! 40bhp at least, of the above will be because of the extra displacement (it being a 1.5)... You also have to remember I have stock cams and inlet manifoold at the moment... So these will be the next 2 bottlenecks/limiting factors... Dont matter what turbo you have, a 3inch exhaust would certainly help TD Demo car im sure! But we'll have to wait and see what my car is capable of on the rollers! End of day, i couldnt give a rats ass what anyone elses car produces, I have my car, i got what i asked for from Ricky, and he has done a VERY good job of it... Its not a big battle lol... Im going to have 300bhp+, an awesome amount of Torque, Rapid Fast Spool for this size of turbo on a 1.3 and it will make all the right noises to put the smile on my face ive always wanted, since i took the engine out to start this project back in August 2010!

He never said it was a starlet dude... or even said I personally would gain that much... He is however saying it is worth it for the gain!

Feel bad for not having updated with a decent colorful update in a while, so here goes... The Turbo is now on, alot bigger then the old one tbh, espically on exhaust side! lol If you didnt see my old turbo, take a look on page 32 or 34 The exhaust is now 3" all the way through! Very nearly didnt upload these pics, cus its diurty underneath lol... havent had chance to clean it underneath yet! It was 2.5" from that flange before^^ It certainly isnt now! haha Ricky was worried the size of the pipe wouldnt go over the beam, as I have my cusco coilovers as low as they will go on the back... Going to try it for some miles, Ricky may even put an extra hanger in yet... I also asked for a bit of JDM angle Bad pic to show angle and fitment: SO! All thats left now is mapping, which will happen the first day we have dry roads i guess Ill keep you all posted

All in good time babe Aye, wrong time of year now but there will be some dry bits i hope! Cheers Babe! Cheers Rob mate! Cheers babe! that would be telling it'll be wound up till we max somthing of course! Cheers Phil mate. Update to follow...

Brides look awesome! shame i cant fit in them or i would too! lol