Beastmode panda Posted July 3, 2013 Posted July 3, 2013 Smash her windows and write cunt on her front door. Quote
rasslenny Posted July 3, 2013 Posted July 3, 2013 lol from the sounds of it milf is not what i have pictured in my mind Quote
MARC MOSS Posted July 3, 2013 Posted July 3, 2013 On 7/3/2013 at 5:28 PM, Rbz. said: Smash her windows and write cunt on her front door.You my friend are a fucking legend lol I fucking laughed so hard thwn Quote
AdamB Posted July 3, 2013 Author Posted July 3, 2013 lol nah she's far from a milf. She's a chav who wears these printed leggings, mainly flower type and as round as a football. Quote
Browner Posted July 3, 2013 Posted July 3, 2013 Tell her if she doesn't cop the fuck on your Irish friends will be over to fight her for her shoes! And her leggings and browner will break her 09 chavmobile into millions of tiny parts Quote
TurboTobz Posted July 4, 2013 Posted July 4, 2013 On 7/3/2013 at 11:43 PM, Browner said: Tell her if she doesn't cop the fuck on your Irish friends will be over to fight her for her shoes! And her leggings and browner will break her 09 chavmobile into millions of tiny parts Lol, love it!P.s. sorry if I came across as a bit of a nazi Adam don't take offence, I didn't mean for it to come across like that! Quote
JayJ Posted July 4, 2013 Posted July 4, 2013 (edited) On 7/1/2013 at 5:57 AM, Addymk2 said: You have a lizard? Loads of tiny black crickets under her flat/house door, like 2-5 boxes worth. Nothing more annoying than them fuckers chirruping at night! This! Or meal worms :-D Edited July 4, 2013 by JayJ Quote
Addymk2 Posted July 4, 2013 Posted July 4, 2013 LOL they stink and turn into beetles. Shitting through a letterbox sounds really awkward lol Quote
ryan lang Posted July 4, 2013 Posted July 4, 2013 On 7/4/2013 at 10:48 AM, Addymk2 said: LOL they stink and turn into beetles. Shitting through a letterbox sounds really awkward lol if letter boxes were upside down it would be a bit easier Quote
Addymk2 Posted July 4, 2013 Posted July 4, 2013 On 7/4/2013 at 10:54 AM, ryan lang said: if letter boxes were upside down it would be a bit easier Like a shit slide Quote
ryan lang Posted July 4, 2013 Posted July 4, 2013 On 7/4/2013 at 11:02 AM, Addymk2 said: Like a shit slide like the quick payment deposit box at a bank haha also burst out laughing in a crowded room at shit slide haha Quote
AdamB Posted July 4, 2013 Author Posted July 4, 2013 On 7/3/2013 at 11:43 PM, Browner said: Tell her if she doesn't cop the fuck on your Irish friends will be over to fight her for her shoes! And her leggings and browner will break her 09 chavmobile into millions of tiny parts LOL legend! On 7/4/2013 at 1:40 AM, TurboTobz said: Lol, love it!P.s. sorry if I came across as a bit of a nazi Adam don't take offence, I didn't mean for it to come across like that!It's cool man I can take a joke, I must be Hitler then? Our letterboxes have like a door on them, so probably not a bad idea!I got plenty of mealworms that I could make use of as their too small for my lizard to even see Quote
Addymk2 Posted July 4, 2013 Posted July 4, 2013 On 7/4/2013 at 11:04 AM, ryan lang said: like the quick payment deposit box at a bank haha also burst out laughing in a crowded room at shit slide haha LOL need to go to the bank later. I no for a fact thats gonna pop up in my head! Quote
ryan lang Posted July 4, 2013 Posted July 4, 2013 haha can imagine you restraining from taking a dump in it already paha Quote
Addymk2 Posted July 4, 2013 Posted July 4, 2013 On 7/4/2013 at 1:02 PM, ryan lang said: haha can imagine you restraining from taking a dump in it already pahaThe SUN:'Man deposits more than just a cheque in Newburys Halifax Branch!' Quote
Steve GT Posted July 5, 2013 Posted July 5, 2013 How about something for your own personal amusement thats harmless and wont get you in trouble.like some kind of makeshift figure like a scarecrow but put a Jason x mask on it and put it right outside her door late at night then nock on the door and bail so when she walks outside she shits herself Quote
Hawwy Posted July 5, 2013 Posted July 5, 2013 Shit in a box address it to her and post it in her letter box mate Quote
turbo Grant Posted July 5, 2013 Posted July 5, 2013 Is she fit? Was thinking about this the other night lol Quote
Steve GT Posted July 5, 2013 Posted July 5, 2013 Nah from what I've picked up she sounds like a right Vicky pollard Quote
AdamB Posted July 7, 2013 Author Posted July 7, 2013 lol Nah Steve's right, pretty much a spitting image.Our landlord has come round and given her an eviction notice now anyway, he doesn't like her one bit from what he told me. Quote
jake44 Posted August 3, 2013 Posted August 3, 2013 On 7/4/2013 at 1:37 PM, Addymk2 said: The SUN:'Man deposits more than just a cheque in Newburys Halifax Branch!' pretty standard sun story there Quote
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