FrozenJakalope Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) I was just adjusting the handbrake on the Starbo in prep for her MOT in a couple of weeks. Adjust the brake inside the drum, put everything back together and went to move it down the drive to where there's more of a slope to test it and it wouldn't move. I thought I might've over tightened it for a second, but when it was jacked up I could spin the wheel by hand easily. 5 minutes of working the handbrake and trying to pull away with and without engine assistance and I realised I hadn't actually taken the chocks from in front of the wheels. My neighbour across the road was pissing herself in her garden.This got me to wondering, what's everyone's worst knob moment when they've been working on their cars? Edited May 25, 2015 by FrozenJakalope Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morgey Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Hahaha thats brilliant. a good one i usually do is jack the car up before loosening the wheels. I aslo didnt do my head bolts up properly on my old 4efe so in turn blew the head gasket i had just replaced haha live and learn hey! It was my first time taking an engine apart and back together again... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FrozenJakalope Posted May 25, 2015 Author Share Posted May 25, 2015 Hahaha, that's an expensive mistake. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_g Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Ive seen some stupid ones, and dangerous.Just a daft one seen a boy checking a wheel for a puncture.. he had removed the tyre from the wheel then put the tyre in the tyre bath trying to watch for air coming out.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flynn Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 There isn't enough space here for me to even start with mine! But jacking up the car before loosening the wheel nuts is a regular one for me too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Matt1878 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Jacking the car up before loosening wheel nuts I am guilty of. I have also serviced my car and started to pour fresh oil in before realising that I hadn't put my sump plug back in LOL! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whitenoize Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Lol put a td04 kit,fuel pump,injectors all the usual stuff on a gt I had primed the turbo n went to start it up for the first time was turning over fine just would not fire at all had me baffled for days was ready to burn the fucker.. Silly me hadn't plugged the fuel pump back in after changing it what a wally 😂 felt like a ryt idiot haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
morgey Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Hahaha, that's an expensive mistake.It ended up in me swapping to my 1st 4age well worth it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
5e colin Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 dropping nuts inside the timing belt cover while doing headgasket pfffffff now the fucking pully has to come of Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dangeestarlet Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Putting water pipes on wrong way on throttle body, then filling engine full of water then having to drop oil and put fresh in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bucketep91 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 done most of those haha!I decided to convert my ep95 myself! That was defo one of those moments! Did the actual conversion in jig time then it sat unfinished needing trivial things for a few years! It still has wee issues after being on the road 6 months! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flaminsam Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Set fire to charl's car once when we found an un expected fuel leak, that and fitted the coolant lines to the throttle body wrong too, filled her engine with coolant lol. Sorry charl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JoJo_228 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 aaddzz123 has a few he'd love to share with you all haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
_shaun_ Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Far far to many most recent one was after a rear caliper seized My car sat for a week or so on axle stands while I found one. Fitted it super happy ready go away and wondered why it wouldn't move then dawned on me and sitting on axle stands ha! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jordan walker Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Putting water pipes on wrong way on throttle body, then filling engine full of water then having to drop oil and put fresh in Glad it's not just me who's done this then 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aleximport25 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 looking for a tool thats in your hand Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ethanep82 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Just done this one myself, put car on axle stands, took wheels off, breaks off all that jazz, then I realised I hadn't undone the driveshaft bolt.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
akyakapotter Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Just done this one myself, put car on axle stands, took wheels off, breaks off all that jazz, then I realised I hadn't undone the driveshaft bolt..Battery powered impact gun that's all I have to say lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bluebear Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Back when we were firing up the GT for the first time, we wondered why it would never fire up.Turns out we forgot to put the fuel hose going *to* the rail on! That could have turned a bit... warm. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
drongo boi Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 When we changed the engine in my dads I forgot to put the vac pipe to the map sensor on so it was running like shit so started changed your leads dizzy cap then I realised there was a sucking noise jaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
russ78 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 most frustrating one I ever did was wired polarity up incorrectly on radiator fan after I changed to a civic rad, so the fan was spinning the wrong way my engine keep getting very hot after a blast took weeks to find out what it was.... whoops Quote Link to post Share on other sites
funny onion Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I do stupid stuff all the time and then I get so annoyed with myself. Spent ages trying to figure out what a load of plugs were for after fitting a Glanza engine to my red GT and after an hour I realised the thermostat housings were totally different... Hammering the shit out of a track rod end to pop it up out of the hub to then realise of not taken off the 17mm nut...I could go on forever about stuff I've done while I've been trying to paint things... Like touching wet paint like a total idiot. Butterflies landing on wet paint, not cleaning a gun properly and primer spaffing all over in the clear. Forgetting to turn the compressor on. Etc etc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jez-ep91 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I welded the sills on a mates fiesta and didn't lift the carpets.. set the whole interior on fire hahaPut a head gasket on upside down on a 106 gti, blocked an oil gallery and snapped the cams in half haha must admit I wasn't laughing at the time haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Patches Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 set fire to my engine bay once when using brake cleaner to clean it with the engine running. Turns out its pretty flammable after all And more recently I over tightened a rear bearing bolt which meant the bearing got welded onto the back axle and prompted a late night drive in a convertable mini down to socks to get a new back axle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aaronb93 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Jacking the car up then noticing I never loosen the nuts is a classic for me. Forgetting where I put tools and screws is another complete pain too xD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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