jimmymac101 Posted February 28, 2014 Posted February 28, 2014 Logged on to the suzuki ignis forum for a ganders for the first time in a while and come across this topic and was abit WTF .................Hello.As I was driving home in the ignis today, some fcuking cnut in a shitty corsa decided to overtake me dangerously in a merging lane. I naturally pressed my horn to warn him that he just nearly hit my car. He decided to follow me, I tried to lose him but he was driving like a maniac and cut me up.Long story short, I stupidly rolled my window down, he attacked me whilst I was in the car, took my keys, attempted to stab me with them in the neck several times and then once I told him that I didn't want to fight him he threw my keys far in the dark. I can't find my keys. I had one spare at home so my cars back home. How would I get a new remote key for the car? Or is it easy to change the locks? I'm guessing not, since it's a suzuki only thing.Thank you in advance.And new central locking key has now cost him £198 from suzuki lol Quote
Jamie5414 Posted February 28, 2014 Posted February 28, 2014 Luckily this can't happen to us epic starlet owners, we'd launch our JDM 15 year old flare in their face and that'd be the end of it. Quote
JamesD89 Posted February 28, 2014 Posted February 28, 2014 Luckily this can't happen to us epic starlet owners, we'd launch our JDM 15 year old flare in their face and that'd be the end of it. Lol Quote
Jay85 Posted February 28, 2014 Posted February 28, 2014 Unfortunately the great unwashed car afford cars!! Guess I'm lucky being a 6'1" lump who usually wears a uniform while driving!! I hope he's reported it!! Quote
JLF88 Posted February 28, 2014 Posted February 28, 2014 What a puff, don't press ya horn if ya not gonna back it up. And if you're that soft why roll ones windows down? Obviously he's gonna be a jumped up chav driving a corsa. Rookie mistake Quote
jimmymac101 Posted February 28, 2014 Author Posted February 28, 2014 When I read it I was thinking what a muppet ! James Quote
Matt1878 Posted February 28, 2014 Posted February 28, 2014 Haha! Stab him in the neck with the key! Wow.... The lengths some people go too. Quote
Darraghmh91 Posted February 28, 2014 Posted February 28, 2014 i would id dragged him around the place .. cheeky little sham throwin keys away ..id make sure he couldnt drive his car home id slash all his tyres and break all his windows with his head haha Quote
russ78 Posted February 28, 2014 Posted February 28, 2014 the corsa driver deserves to have his sump plug removed while he sleeps Quote
Eynonz Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 Luckily this can't happen to us epic starlet owners, we'd launch our JDM 15 year old flare in their face and that'd be the end of it.XD what a idea, thanks for making my night..... And if he was following me for ages driving like a lunatic, I'd hit the motorway and that would be the end of him. Quote
aaddzz123 Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 Makes me sick that people go that far to hurt someone. I'd have just continued to drive normally and wait for him to fuck off lol. If someone gets out their car and starts walking over you either put your window up and fuck off or get out too. Worst thing you can do is just sit there with your window down lol. Quote
jimmymac101 Posted March 1, 2014 Author Posted March 1, 2014 Apparently it happened here : south east London, (lewisham area). James Quote
littlegreenmonster Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 Mate id have beat him senseless and locked him in the boot of his own car the cunt, but people panic in the moment dont they so given half a chance I bet the bloke in the Suzuki would have got out if he knew what was going to happen Quote
Flynn Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 Luckily this can't happen to us epic starlet owners, we'd launch our JDM 15 year old flare in their face and that'd be the end of it.Lol.....quality Quote
Gainzy Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 Imagine if the guy had kids in his car or something there is just no need for somebody to go that far he should of at least drove to a public place or not pulled over at all be cool to get self defense weapons as optional extras lol taser gun the bastards. Quote
Gainzy Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 The optonal extra RPG sitting snugg in the boot for all those mothafuckers who want to ruin your day. Quote
H_D Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 Apparently it happened here : south east London, (lewisham area).JamesThat says it all lol Quote
littlegreenmonster Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 That says it all lol^^^^^^^ PHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LEGEND !!! Quote
andyllewellyn Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 I have been considering getting one of those dash cams as most and i say most of the drivers here in bristol are complete and utter tools(thats the nicest term i can use), the amount of times i have seen peeps that think that when behind the wheel of a vehicle, driving is actually third on the list of priority, no1-2 being phone or make up, oh and i love the way that most peeps cut me up and if i say anything they blame me for their inadequacy, very frustrating, GrrrrrrAnyway the cams are great push a button and it store's the last five mins or just record everything and then if you get a mouthy twat in a corsa that wants to try and threaten and bully you can just pass the footage to the police and let them deal with it!Andy Quote
Eynonz Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 I have been tempted to get one. Since I've had my Glanza I have attracted a lot of attention from idiots. Quote
daniel_g Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 Get a 24" crack bar instead A dash cam isnt gonna scare anyone but when you start swinging a bar about folk soon get back in their cars lol. Quote
fremyjay Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 Get a 24" crack bar instead A dash cam isnt gonna scare anyone but when you start swinging a bar about folk soon get back in their cars lol. This guy knows his shit ^^^ Quote
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